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Fall Out Boy maps big spring tour
Fall Out Boy has revealed dates for a major spring tour in support of the band’s recently released fifth studio set, “Folie a Deux.”
The alt-rockers will kick off the outing April 9 in Phoenix, AZ, and then head out for more than 30 dates over the following six weeks. Details are included below.
Tickets will be available in eight cities starting the weekend of Jan. 23, with the remainder of tickets going on sale Jan. 31. Check out the band’s website for a list of the eight cities where tickets will be available early.
Released Dec. 16, “Folie a Deux” features guest appearances from a number of notable music figures, including several acts off the Decaydence Records roster, Lil Wayne, Pharrell, Debbie Harry and Elvis Costello. The album was originally scheduled for release Nov. 4 to coincide with Election Day before the band had second thoughts.
“This album kind of went a lot differently because we wanted to get the record out originally on the fourth of November,” drummer Andy Hurley recently told LiveDaily. “We had a month-and-a-half to two months to do it. It was this awesome challenge to ourselves. We usually have as much time as we want.
“This kind of felt like ‘Take This to Your Grave’ when we had two weeks or even a week to record it,” he added. “Everything we were doing on this record was the first thing that felt right. I think there’s something really cool about that.”
The new set follows 2007’s “Infinity on High,” which was the group’s first No. 1 album in the US and spawned a pair of Top 10 singles in “This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arms Race” and “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs.”
April 2009
3 – Mesa, AZ – Mesa Amphitheatre
5 – Las Vegas, NV – Pearl
7 – San Jose, CA – SJSU Event Center
8 – Sacramento, CA – Memorial Auditorium
9 – Portland, OR – Expo Center
10 – Seattle, WA – WaMu Theatre
11 – Vancouver, British Columbia – Thunderbird
13 – Salt Lake City, UT – The Great Saltair
14 – Denver, CO – Fillmore Auditorium
17 – Dallas, TX – Nokia Theatre
18 – Houston, TX – Sam Houston Race Park
19 – New Orleans, LA – Lakefront Arena
21 – Miami, FL – Mizner Auditorium
22 – Orlando, FL – UCF Convocation Center
23 – Atlanta, GA – Gwinnett Arena
24 – Charlotte, NC – Bojangles Coliseum
25 – Columbia, MD – Merriweather Post Pavilion
26 – Troy, NY – RPI Fieldhouse
28 – Lowell, MA – Tsongas Arena
29 – Uncasville, CT – Mohegan Sun
May 2009
1 – Philadelphia, PA – Festival Pier
2 – East Rutherford, NJ – Bamboozle
3 – Memphis, TN – Beale Street Music Festival
5 – Toronto, Ontario – Ricoh Coliseum
6 – Montreal, Quebec – Cepsum de Montreal
8 – Detroit, MI – EMU Convocation Canter
9 – Rosemont, IL – Allstate Arena
12 – Cleveland, OH – TWCA at Tower City
13 – Columbus, OH – LC Pavilion
15 – Indianapolis, IN – The Lawn at White River Park
16 – Milwaukee, WI – Eagles Ballroom
17 – Minneapolis, MN – Roy Wilkins Auditorium