From the “Seriously, who really, really gives a rats ass!??!?!?!” file

Affleck and Lopez Reportedly Set Wedding Date
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Engaged actors Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, one of America’s most famous celebrity couples, will marry on Sept. 14, according to reports published on Wednesday.
Us Weekly magazine and New York’s Daily News quoted unidentified friends as saying the nuptials — the third for Lopez, who is also known as J.Lo, and the first for Affleck — will take place near Santa Barbara, California.
Representatives of the couple could not immediately be reached and the Daily News said agents declined comment.
The magazine said the exact location was a secret, but it quoted an unidentified source familiar with the plans as saying the nuptials will take place on a hillside “maybe at a winery.”
It said about 400 guests received invitations by phone last week and details will be hand-delivered four days before the wedding. A guest said Santa Barbara is “convenient for a lot of their friends,” according to the report.
Lopez, 33, and Affleck, 31, starred this summer together in “Gigli,” in which Lopez plays a lesbian crook who helps Affleck in a kidnapping plot.