Its a very, very slow news day so here is a great joke

Chicken Little
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!”
The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said, “I think he said: ‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'”