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Call for Condom Testers Swamped by Offers
LONDON (Reuters) – An appeal for British students to volunteer to rigorously road test condoms and be paid 100 pounds ($240 Canadian) a term into the bargain has been overwhelmed by applicants, manufacturer Condomi said Friday.
Within a week of the appeal for sexually-active men and women to come forward, the firm had received 10,000 applications and is combing the list selecting 100 who will get lucky.
The winners will be required to perform what the firm called “rigorous pleasure tests” on its entire range and fill in a detailed questionnaire on their reactions.
“The response has been phenomenal,” marketing manager Victoria Wells said. “It is quite surprising how much detail some people go into when answering intimate questions.”