Check the name on this kid!


Anne “Celestia” Heche giving birth to a baby boy, “Homer Heche Laffoon”, Saturday in Los Angeles. It’s the first child for Heche and hubby Coleman Laffoon, who tied the knot in September.

The kid’s name is Homer Heche Laffoon! Man is he going to get beaten up a lot! And then when the kids start teasing him that his mother used to live with Ellen… Well, let me just say that I feel so sorry for this kid! No baby should have to be born that far behind the 8- ball!