“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
ó Mariah Carey
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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
ó Mariah Carey
“Forget your stupid theme park! I’m gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the theme park!”
ó Bender, Fox’s FUTURAMA
[After Lois tries to feed Stewie his broccoli “airplane style”] “Damn you, Damn the Broccoli, and Damn the Wright Brothers!”
ó Stewie Griffin, from Fox’s FAMILY GUY
“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
ó George Carlin
I’m better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt… I can’t compete with that stuff.”
ó Moe, Fox’s The Simpsons