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The Hangover, New Moon And Avatar Lead MTV Movie Award Nominations
Aziz Ansari is hosting this year’s MTV Movie Awards, which greatly increases the likelihood that I or anyone else who doesn’t care about the Twilight franchise will actually watch the awards this year. And believe it or not, the nominees have been announced, and New Moon didn’t score the highest number of nominations– that honor goes to The Hangover, which had six. Is the beginning of some new era in which we wrest the MTV Movie Awards away from the bubbleheaded tweens?
Eh, probably not. I mean, the nominations also include Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner up for Best Kiss for Valentine’s Day, Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum 2, for Best Comedic Performance, and Zac Efron as Best Male Performance for 17 Again. These awards also take place in a parallel universe in which Amanda Seyfried, of Dear John, is up against actual Oscar winner Sandra Bullock for Best Female Performance. One redeeming factor? Betty White is up for “Best WTF Moment” for molesting Sandra Bullock in The Proposal. Gotta love those crazy kids these days and what they think passes for quality.
Check out the full list of nominees below. The MTV Movie Awards air June 5.
BEST MOVIE
∑ Alice In Wonderland
∑ Avatar
∑ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
∑ The Hangover
∑ The Twilight Saga: New Moon
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
∑ Amanda Seyfried ñ Dear John
∑ Emma Watson ñ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
∑ Kristen Stewart ñ The Twilight Saga: New Moon
∑ Sandra Bullock ñ The Blind Side
∑ Zoe Saldana ñ Avatar
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
∑ Channing Tatum ñ Dear John
∑ Daniel Radcliffe ñ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
∑ Robert Pattinson ñ The Twilight Saga: New Moon
∑ Taylor Lautner ñ The Twilight Saga: New Moon
∑ Zac Efron ñ 17 Again
BEST BREAKOUT STAR
∑ Anna Kendrick ñ Up in the Air
∑ Chris Pine ñ Star Trek
∑ Gabourey Sidibe ñ Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire
∑ Logan Lerman ñ Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
∑ Quinton Aaron ñ The Blind Side
∑ Zach Galifianakis ñ The Hangover
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
∑ Ben Stiller ñ Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
∑ Bradley Cooper ñ The Hangover
∑ Ryan Reynolds ñ The Proposal
∑ Sandra Bullock ñ The Proposal
∑ Zach Galifianakis ñ The Hangover
BEST VILLAIN
∑ Christoph Waltz ñ Inglourious Basterds
∑ Helena Bonham Carter ñ Alice In Wonderland
∑ Ken Jeong ñ The Hangover
∑ Stephen Lang ñ Avatar
∑ Tom Felton ñ Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
BEST FIGHT
∑ BeyoncÈ Knowles vs. Ali Larter ñ Obsessed
∑ Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds ñ X-Men Origins: Wolverine
∑ Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel ñ Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
∑ Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong ñ Sherlock Holmes
∑ Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang ñ Avatar
BEST KISS
∑ Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson ñ The Twilight Saga: New Moon
∑ Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning ñ The Runaways
∑ Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds ñ The Proposal
∑ Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner ñ Valentineís Day
∑ Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington ñ Avatar
BEST WTF MOMENT
∑ Betty White ñ The Proposal, Cops a Feel
∑ Bill Murray ñ Zombieland , Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!
∑ Isabel Lucas ñ Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Unexpected Transformation
∑ Ken Jeong ñ The Hangover , Naked Trunk Surprise
∑ Megan Fox ñ Jenniferís Body, Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze
GLOBAL SUPERSTAR
∑ Robert Pattinson
∑ Kristen Stewart
∑ Taylor Lautner
∑ Johnny Depp
∑ Daniel Radcliffe
BEST SCARED-AS-SH**T PERFORMANCE (New Category)
∑ Alison Lohman ñ Drag Me To Hell
∑ Amanda Seyfried ñ Jenniferís Body
∑ Jesse Eisenberg ñ Zombieland
∑ Katie Featherston ñ Paranormal Activity
∑ Sharlto Copley ñ District 9
BIGGEST BADASS STAR
∑ Rain
∑ Angelina Jolie
∑ Channing Tatum
∑ Sam Worthington
∑ Chris Pine