Awww man! This means we are going to have to see Ebert’s stupid “Wagging Finger Of Shame” again!

Critics To Miss ‘Snakes’ Sneaks
Part of the charm of the upcoming movie Snakes on a Plane is its inherent cheese factor. Therefore it came as little surprise when New Line announced Monday that it has decided not to schedule a press screening for the movie before its official opening on Aug. 17. “Understanding that they [the audience] would be the driving force behind the film, we decided early on they should be the first to see it,” New Line said in a statement. “They will have the opportunity on Thursday evening, Aug. 17, at 10 p.m. shows across the country. We are not planning any advance media or promotional screenings prior to that.” The film stars Samuel L. Jackson and Julianna Marguiles, and is directed by David R. Ell