“Why doesn’t he just start writing again? I bet it will make him feel better!”

The Couch Potato Report – September 20th
This week The Couch Potato Report is still only doing a summary.
BUT, this is the last week for that! Starting next week the full Couch Potato Report will return!!!
For now though, here are the summaries:
For the MALLRATS 10th ANNIVERSARY EXTENED EDITION Kevin Smith and his staff are striving to give us fans a lot of material with this upgrade, as they did with CLERKS X. Ten years down the road MALLRATS is still a very funny little film. So press play and enjoy it!
THE LONGEST YARD is the 2005 remake of the 1974 film about prison inmates who form a football team to take on the prison;s guards. Adam Sandler stars in this version and so does Burt Reynolds, who was the star of the original. Chris Rock and rapper Nelly also appear.
I must admit that I didn’t see THE ADVENTURES OF SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL, the latest kids film from director Robert Rodriguez, but I respect his work enough to let you know that it is out.
In the film, according to the synopsis, a young boy helps his superhero friends save world. If you have fans of the SPY KIDS films in your home, this is probably a safe bet.
And if you bet that MIND HUNTERS sucks, you are probably going to win that bet too!
This film about a killer who targets FBI agents that are training on a secluded island is so bad it sat on the shelves in the studio’s vault for three years before they finally released it.
But, as we’ve learned from indigestion problems, sometimes you just have to get it out there so you can feel better.
Well, it is out there, ignore it and feel better!
Oh, by the way, Val Kilmer, Christian Slater and LL Cool J are the stars.
MALLRATS 10th ANNIVERSARY EXTENED EDITION, THE LONGEST YARD – both the 1974 and the remake, and MIND HUNTERS are all available now at a store near you.
Coming up in the next Couch Potato Report is the return of full reviews, including my comments on:
The hilarious, direct to DVD release of FAMILY GUY PRESENTS STEWIE GRIFFIN: THE UNTOLD STORY and the fun animated film ROBOTS, and more!
I’m Dan Reynish, enjoy whatever you choose to watch and I’ll meet you back here next week on The Couch!