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Drunk Admits Driving on ’20 Beers at Most’
BERLIN (Reuters) – An inebriated German driver’s honesty cost him his license after he told police he had drunk “20 beers at most,” authorities said Monday.
During a routine traffic check in the western city of Essen, police asked if the 25-year-old man had drunk anything. He answered: “Twenty beers at most if you want me to be perfectly honest, officer. But that’s it, really.”
Police carried out a breath test, confirming the man’s claims, and confiscated his license. “I’ve no idea why he told them,” said Raymund Sandach, a spokesman for Essen police. “Maybe because he was drunk.”