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Want to join Courtney Love’s band?
Grunge’s most famous widow is looking for a new bass player and guitarist – and only girls need apply.
“Join Courtney Love’s touring band and get famous, see the world!” reads an ad in this week’s Village Voice.
“Must play bass or guitar (really play), and look like a goddess. No boys!”
To apply, send a videotape to P.O. Box C238, New York, N.Y. 10011, or call (212) 802-7269.