It’s a “should’ve” kind of day

New DVD and Video Releases
It is a “should’ve” day. All of the new DVD and Video releases “should’ve” been better movies. But they’re not and now you’ll be able to decide if you “should’ve” rented something else.
Here are the new DVD and Video Releases for Tuesday, March 11th, 2003:
I Spy – An agent teams up with a boxer in this uninteresting spy mission movie with has little in common with the groundbreaking 1960’s TV series. The main difference? The TV show was actually funny. (Eddie Murphy, Owen Wilson, Famke Janssen)
Swimfan – A teen goes off the deep end for a boy’s love in this teen version of Fatal Attraction. “This movie should be ignored, Dan!” (Erika Christensen, Jesse Bradford, Shiri Appleby)
White Oleander – A girl’s life shifts from foster home to foster home. I just wish she spent some time at a Jodie Foster home. Then we might have had something! (Michelle Pfeiffer, Renee Zellweger, Alison Lohman)
Moonlight Mile – A man’s relationship with his fiance’s parents after her murder is examined in this almost great movie. (Dustin Hoffman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Susan Sarandon)
Inspector Gadget 2- French Stewart replaces Matthew Broderick in this live action piece of crap that is based on the awesoem cartoon. (Is that too harsh?)