I kind of hope they never make a sequel

TRAINSPOTTING Sequel Finds Trouble in Face Cream
According to director Danny Boyle, PORNO, the sequel to TRAINSPOTTING, is having problems because the original cast of Ewan McGregor, Robert Carlyle and Jonny Lee Miller look too healthy; the film takes place ten years after the first film. “None of them look any different,” Boyle said. “I need them to look like they’ve burned themselves out, but they have all been using face cream and Vitamin E lotion.”