New On Disc And Tape
I am going to abide by the credo “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” with today’s releases.
Except in the captions!
Here are the new video and DVD releases for Tuesday, July 23rd, 2002.
UP FIRST, THE “MAJOR” TITLES
The Time Machine- This is the crap remake of the H.G. Wells book. Sadly, it was Wells’ own Grandson who is responsible. (Guy Pierce, Samantha Mumba)
Crossroads- Three woman set out on cross-country trip but there is (sadly) no nudity and (unfortunately) lots of bad acting. (Britney Spears, Anson Mount, Zoe Saldana)
Kung Pow!: Enter The Fist- A spoof on the great Kung Fu movies that is horrible, but its supposed to be. (Steve Oedekerk, Tad Horino, Joon B. Kim)
Comic Book Confidential- Cool comic-book culture, from 1930s to modern day. (Stan Lee, Robert Crumb, Kevin Smith)
M*A*S*H: The Complete Second Season- Do you really need me to write anything about this one?
Tarzan & Jane- The jungle couple from Disney’s animated, and Oscar winning, “Tarzan” exchange anniversary gifts and memories. They also exchange voices as none of the original films cast is back. (Olivia d’Abo (voice), Michael T. Weiss (voice), John O’Hurley (voice))
AND THEN THE REST OF TODAY’S TITLES
Abbot White
Battle Queen 2020
The Best Man In Grass Creek
Betty
The Big Day
Big Red
Black Eyed Dog
The Black Hole (Widescreen)
Blood Theater
Body Parts (Conservative Box Art)
Body Parts (Wild Wrap)
The Brainiacs.com
Carried Away
Chloe In The Afternoon
Claire’s Knee
Con Express
Con Games
A Crack In The Floor
Crackerjack 3
D.R.E.A.M. Team
Dagon
Daughters Of Darkness
Dead Heat
Delirium
Demons Of The Mind
Dirt Boy
Discovery: Raising The Mammoth
Elvis & June: A Love Story
Escaflowne: The Movie
Escaflowne: The Movie (Ultimate Edition)
Fallen Arches
The Florentine
The Fox And The Hound (Gold Collection)
Gleaners & I
Hell’s Gate
High School Terrors
Hitchhike!
Hookers In A Haunted House
The Hunter’s Moon
In The Line Of Duty: Mob Justice
In The Realm Of Passion
In The Realm Of Senses
Jacked Up
Lloyd
Luckytown
Mad Monster Party
Moby Dick
NBA 2002 Championship
Never Cry Wolf
Nosferatu The Vampyre
Orfeu
Paragraph 175
Plymptoons
Poetry In Motion
Pups
Replicant
The Rescuers Down Under (Gold Collection)
Return To Oz
The Saltmen Of Tibet
Seduced: Pretty When You Cry
Seductress
Sexual Chemistry (Unrated)
Sexual Intrigue
The Shark Hunter
Soul Survivors
Spy Kids
Straight On Till Morning
Tex
Thomas: Best Of Percy
Thomas: Cranky Bugs
Thomas: Races, Rescues And Runaways
Tiger Claws III
Twist
Vanaprastham
Vegas In Space
Wild Flowers
Willie Nelson: Willie
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