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YEAH, BABIES: A TALE OF AUSTIN’S LEADING LADIES
If it weren’t for the bodacious ladies he teams up with – both in the sack and on the crime-fighting front – Austin Powers would be nothing but a doofus with bad teeth and questionable style. Here’s a rundown of the kittenish sidekicks who keep Austin powered.
Actress: Elizabeth Hurley
Character: CIA agent Vanessa Kensington
Movie: “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
Most shagadelic moment: They playing Twister in their hotel room.
Wacky declaration: “Do I make you horny?”
Actress: Heather Graham
Character: CIA agent Felicity Shagwell
Movie: “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”
Most shagadelic moment: They dancing to “I’ll Never Fall in Love Again” at a London coffee shop.
Wacky declaration: “Felicity Shagwell – Shagwell by name; Shag-very-well by reputation.”
Actress: Beyonce Knowles
Character: CIA agent Foxy Cleopatra
Movie: “Austin Powers in Goldmember”
Most shagadelic moment: When Foxxy flips open her badge, she tells Austin he has “the right to remain sexy,” then kisses him on the cheek.
Wacky declaration: “You may be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.”