The FRanchise Is Dead! This Show Now Sucks! More specifically, the cast of this current installment really, really sucked!

This Show Is So Rigged It Isn’t Funny! I Can’t Explain Why Without Sounding Racist, But Wow! Rigged, Rigged, Rigged! It Is Rigged!
Vecepia `Vee’ Towery Wins ‘Survivor: Marquesas.’