Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. Smoke, smoke, smoke it till you puff yourself to death. Tell St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, that you just hate to make him wait, but you’ve just got to have another cigarette.

A new report says that Hollywood colluded with the tobacco industry.

As a response- I’ve been watching movies since I was a very young child and I have never craved or smoked a cigarette. I do use my crack pipe almost hourly though.

That last part is a joke! It’s just a joke! I’m a funny guy! I write things that are funny! That was funny!