It stunk! It was a stinker! I’ve showered 7 times since it ended last night and I still have the stench on me! It may very well have been the worst Awards show ever! EVER!!!!!!!

The 44th Annual Grammy Awards, celebrating the best in all fields of music, were handed out on Wednesday night.

I wish I had something nice to say about the show and the winners but I don’t. The entire 3 1/2 hour program was boring, slow, uninteresting and uninspired. There was no emotion and no great moments. There wasn’t even a tribute to the legendary Waylon Jennings, who died last week, and if it wasn’t for singer Kid Rock Jennings’ death would have gone unmentioned.

The Grammy Ceremony hit an all time low last night. Lower than even last year when Steely Dan’s unnoticed “Two Against Nature” won album of the year. Lower then when Jethro Tull won for “Best Metal Album.” Lower then when DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince won “Best Rap Performance”…

But, I guess I should digress. The show sucked, but there were winners. If you care, Alicia Keys won 5 Grammys, U2 4 and the “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” soundtrack was named Album Of The Year.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and shower again. I need thsi stench off of me. Man was that a horrible show!

Bring on The Oscars! And pray that they are better than The Grammy Show. Then again, how could they not be!