Well, I say that any experience in a movie theatre is always great, even if the movie is a bad as the two films opening this weekend.
So go for the experience, and the popcorn, and who knows, if you go in with very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very low expectations, you may actually enjoy this weekend’s offerings.
Well, okay I’m lying. You won’t enjoy them, not at all, but popcorn! Who doesn’t love popcorn!
Opening this weekend are two real stiffs of a film, and I don’t mean that as an insensitive reference or a bad pun. They are truly stiffs!
In Dragonfly Kevin Costner stars as a…well, Kevin Costner stars in it, so do I really need to say anything else? Man is this film horrible!
But bad doesn’t begin to describe the mess that is The Queen Of The Damned. This movie is so bad that it wasn’t ever going to see the light of day. Then, one of it’s stars, the lovely and talented Aaliyah, passed away, and the studio “surprisingly” decided that it was going to release the movie.
If you see it, you’ll wish they had stuck with their original decision. This movie sucks, and I don’t mean that just because it is about vampires!
Aaliyah must be spinning in her grave!
Good news though! The January and February stinkers will soon be over as March will be soon upon us!!!!
Coming out in the next few weeks are the films: 40 Days and 40 Nights (Well this one will stink, but then there’s), We Were Soldiers (Mel Gibson stars in this movie from the writer of “Braveheart”), The Time Machine (Starring Guy Pierce), Ice Age, Resident Evil, Showtime and Blade 2.