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Hopefully no more icons or legends die anytime soon.

2016: The year the music started to die

What happens when “live fast, die young” becomes “grow old, die slowly”?

Like it or not, we’re about to find out. There’s a Great Cull coming, and rock ’n’ roll music will never be the same.

If 2016 taught us anything, it’s that even pop’s most seemingly immortal figures are, in fact, quite mortal and destined for the grave just like the rest of us. It was an annus horribilis that began on a low note with the death of David Bowie just three days after the release of his blackly magical 27th albumBlackstar on Jan. 8 — and basically stayed down there in the depths for the next 12 months.

The pop deaths just kept coming: Prince, felled at 57 on April 21 by something as impossibly prosaic as an opiate overdose. The Eagles’ Glenn Frey. Merle Haggard. Prince Buster. Phife Dawg of A Tribe Called Quest. Maurice White of Earth, Wind & Fire. Suicide’s Alan Vega. Sharon Jones. Keith Emerson and Greg Lake, whose twin departures from this plane rendered Emerson, Lake & Palmer a solo act within the space of just nine months. Canadian icon Leonard Cohen, too, of course, who predicted his own looming demise in Bowie-esque fashion with an album-length goodbye of his own, You Want it Darker, released just a couple of weeks before his very private death on Nov. 7 at 82 years of age. George Michael, announced on Christmas Day.

Scarcely a week would pass without the mention of another drummer here or another guitarist there of a certain age quietly saying goodbye forever — and this after the shock of the sudden death of whiskey-swillin’ metal survivor Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmister at 70 just three days before the end of 2015.

The Canada-stunning announcement in May that Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip was fighting to survive against terminal brain cancer didn’t help matters much, either, even if the Hip’s triumphant farewell tour in the summer and the subsequent release of his noble Secret Path solo album in the fall proved inspirational rather than sad.

In any case, 2016 was not the happiest time to be a music fan. As the Georgia Straight put it, “About the only good thing that happened in 2016 was that Keith Richards didn’t die.”

Unfortunately, at some point Keith Richards, who just turned 73, is going to die, along with the rest of the Rolling Stones, who have played the poster boys for rock longevity for 50 years now but simply can’t keep it up forever. Time is on no one’s side, not even the Rolling Stones’.

And sadly, it’s only going to get worse.

Soon rock ’n’ roll’s entire first generation — the generation that made it the dominant musical force on the planet, anyway, although Chuck Berry turned 90 this year and they don’t come much more first-generation than that — will gradually leave us.

A world without David Bowie seemed inconceivable a year ago. Now imagine a world without Keith, without Mick Jagger (73), without Bob Dylan (75), without Paul McCartney (74), without Neil Young (71), without Pete Townsend (71), without Roger Daltrey (72), without Roger Waters (73).

It was no accident of timing that someone had the bright idea to bring all these oldsters together in California for the Desert Trip festival in October. It was a now-or-never kind of thing.

The opportunity to convene that group again will not present itself for long. And that fact makes you wonder for the future. As Syracuse University professor Theo Cateforis observed to AFP recently, in reference to the deaths of Prince and David Bowie: “Their passing allows us to reflect on what careers were like in previous eras — and that that kind of artist may be less and less frequent in the future.”

Still, while the loss of so many musicians over the past year has been a downer — as anything that forces one to repeatedly confront one’s own mortality tends to be — the graceful exits of Bowie and Cohen, as well as the life-affirming courage of our Downie in the face of the inevitable, have demonstrated that dying doesn’t necessarily mean defeat.

Now, obviously, you can’t beat the clock. But you can conjure amazing art from the contemplation of your imminent passing, as Bowie did with the wondrously cryptic and self-referential Blackstar and as Cohen did with the elegant, devilishly funny You Want it Darker.

You can use the time you have left to bring as much joy to yourself and to others as possible, as Downie and the Hip did this past summer, or to leverage your fate as an instrument of positive change, as Downie’s Secret Path has done by drawing the despicable legacy of Canada’s residential-school system out onto a mainstream platform.

It’s sad to lose our heroes, but we can take some comfort in knowing they maintained a commitment to artistry, that they never lost their passion for and their faith in the power of music until they took their last breaths.

Music is immortal, after all, even if we are not. That has to mean something.

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Here’s hoping she gets well and goes home soon!!

Debbie Reynolds Says Daughter Carrie Fisher in ‘Stable Condition’

Carrie Fisher remains in stable condition following a heart attack, her mother Debbie Reynolds shared on Twitter on Christmas Day.

“Carrie is in stable condition. If there is a change, we will share it,” wrote the 84-year-old “Singin’ in the Rain” star. “For all her fans & friends. I thank you for your prayers & good wishes,” added Reynolds.

Fisher, who became a global icon as a teenager when she took on the role of Princess Leia in “Star Wars,” remains in a Los Angeles hospital after suffering a heart attack on a flight from London to Los Angeles on Friday.

Since she was rushed from LAX to the UCLA Medical Center emergency room on Friday, messages of support poured out from the Hollywood community — as well as her “Star Wars” family — while her brother, Todd Fisher, has been issuing periodic updates to the press.

Here the other recent developments:

Fisher’s “Star Wars” co-star — and onetime lover — Harrison Ford issued a statement to media Saturday:

“I’m shocked and saddened to hear the news about my dear friend,” Ford said in the statement. “Our thoughts are with Carrie, her family and friends.”

“Star Trek” legend William Shatner tweeted a heartfelt Christmas wish focused on Fisher Saturday morning.

Late Friday, Fisher’s brother Todd told CNN that her condition had not changed from earlier in the day, when she was moved from the emergency room to intensive care:

“Carrie Fisher is still in the ICU,” Todd Fisher said.

Before that, he told ET he was waiting patiently for an update on her condition.

“She is in the intensive care unit, she is being well looked after,” Todd says. “If everyone could just pray for her that would be good. The doctors are doing their thing and we don’t want to bug them. We are waiting by patiently.”

The Los Angeles Times obtained audio of the conversation between the pilot and air traffic controllers Friday afternoon:

“We have some passengers, nurses assisting the passenger,” the pilot said. “We have an unresponsive passenger. They’re working on her right now. We’re going to have them seated in about two minutes and we’re going to hopefully be on the deck in about five.”

According to YouTube star Anna Akana, a fellow passenger on her flight, Fisher fell unconscious and stopped breathing about 10 minutes before the plane landed and was medically evacuated.

Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Erik Scott told TheWrap on Friday that “at 12:11 p.m., the LAFD responded to LAX International Airport gate 74 for a patient on an inbound flight on cardiac arrest. Paramedics were standing by for the plane’s arrival and provided advanced life support and aggressively treated and transported patient to a nearby hospital.”

Representatives for Fisher have not yet responded to a request for comment.

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More shocking news. May George Michael rest in peace.

George Michael, Pop Superstar, Has Died at 53

George Michael, the creamy-voiced English songwriter who sold tens of millions of albums in the duo Wham! and on his own, died on Sunday at his home in Goring in Oxfordshire, England. He was 53.

A police statement said: “Thames Valley Police were called to a property in Goring-on-Thames shortly before 2 p.m. Christmas Day. Sadly, a 53-year-old man was confirmed deceased at the scene. At this stage the death is being treated as unexplained but not suspicious.”

Mr. Michael was one of pop’s reigning stars in the 1980s and 1990s — first as a handsome, smiling, teenypop idol making lighthearted singles like “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” with Wham!, then arriving as a grown-up pop sex symbol with his 1987 album “Faith.”

But Mr. Michael grew increasingly uncomfortable with the superficiality and relentless promotion of 1980s-style pop stardom. He turned away from video clips and live shows; he set out to make more mature statements in his songs, though he never completely abandoned singing about love and desire. Mr. Michael wrote supple ballads, like “Careless Whisper” and “Father Figure,” as well as buoyant dance tracks like “Freedom ’90” and “I Want Your Sex.” For much of his career, including his best-selling albums “Faith” and “Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1,” he was also his own producer and studio backup band. Much of his music drew on R&B, old and new, but his melodic gift extended across genres.

Mr. Michael won a Grammy Award for “I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me),” a duet with Aretha Franklin, and “Faith” won the Grammy for album of the year. In Britain, he was showered with awards, and in 2004, Britain’s Radio Academy said he had been the most-played performer on British radio from 1984-2004.

In 1998, Mr. Michael came out as gay after being arrested on charges of lewd conduct in a men’s room in Beverly Hills, Calif. He had long lent his name and music to support AIDS prevention and gay rights. During interviews in later years, he described himself as bisexual, and said that hiding his sexuality had made him feel “fraudulent.” He also described a long struggle with depression.

During the 2000s, Mr. Michael’s output slowed; his last studio album of new songs was “Patience” in 2004. In later years, he put out individual songs as free downloads, encouraging listeners to contribute to charity. But in 2006, 25 years into his career, he could still headline stadiums worldwide.

“It is with great sadness that we can confirm our beloved son, brother and friend George passed away peacefully at home over the Christmas period,” his publicist Connie Filippello said in a statement. “The family would ask that their privacy be respected at this difficult and emotional time. There will be no further comment at this stage.”

George Michael was born Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou in East Finchley, London, on June 25, 1963, the son of a Greek Cypriot restaurateur and an English dancer. In 1979, he and a schoolmate, Andrew Ridgeley, were members of their first band together, a ska band called the Executive. That didn’t last, but they continued to make music together — most of it composed and sung by Mr. Michael — and began releasing singles as Wham!, cultivating the image of carefree teenage rebels in songs like “Young Guns (Go for It!).” Their 1983 debut album, “Fantastic,” reached No. 1 in Britain; in the United States, the 1984 single “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” became ubiquitous on MTV and reached No. 1. In 1985, the duo became the first major Western pop group to tour China as part of its world tour, and Mr. Michael appeared at the Live Aid concert, broadcast worldwide, joining Elton John to sing “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me.”

The worldwide 1984 hit “Careless Whisper,” credited in Britain to George Michael solo and to Wham! featuring George Michael in the United States, signaled a turn away from perky teen fare. In 1986, Wham! dissolved, with a farewell show at Wembley Stadium. Mr. Michael had a No. 1 hit with “I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me),” his duet with Aretha Franklin, before releasing the album “Faith” in 1987. Its first single, “I Want Your Sex,” reached No. 2 in the United States, though it was seen as too risqué by some radio stations; Mr. Michael made an introduction to its video clip stating “This song is not about casual sex.” “Faith,” which hinted at both gospel and rockabilly, reached No. 1, and the album included three more No. 1 hits: “Father Figure,” “Monkey” and “One More Try”; it has sold more than 10 million copies in the United States.

But for the next album “Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1,” released in 1990, Mr. Michael set out to jettison his pop persona. The autobiographical “Freedom ’90” declared his independence from the pop machine along with his determination to “stick around”; he didn’t appear in its video clip, which had models lip-syncing the lyrics. The album also included a No. 1 single, the ballad “Praying for Time,” and has sold two million copies in the United States, but after the blockbuster of “Faith” it was considered a commercial letdown.

Mr. Michael entered a protracted legal battle with Sony Music over his contract, and was unable to release another album until 1996. Its title, “Older,” was an unmistakable signal that he was no longer directly courting the youth market; he was 32 years old. But the album was an instant hit in England and Europe — it had six hit singles in England — though less popular in the United States. After the 1998 arrest, Mr. Michael released a greatest-hits album with two new songs; one, “Outside,” set its video clip in a men’s restroom. He made a 1999 album of cover songs, “Songs of the Last Century.”

In the early 2000s, Mr. Michael released songs protesting the invasion of Iraq including the 2002 “Shoot the Dog.” His last full studio album, “Patience,” was released in 2004, full of introspective ballads. Mr. Michael returned to performing; he joined Paul McCartney onstage during the Live 8 benefit concert. In 2006, he performed a world tour, paired with another collection of hits, “Twenty Five,” that included new duets with Mr. McCartney and Mary J. Blige. He continued to release individual songs sporadically, and in 2014, he released “Symphonica,” a collection of standards and his own songs recorded with an orchestra.

He had been planning an expanded reissue, due in 2017, of “Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1,” paired with a documentary, “Freedom,” exploring his musical, personal and legal struggles.

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Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from all of us at anythingbut.com!!

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
by Clement Clarke Moore

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
And Mama in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

“Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes–how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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It was a really bad year for people who love good movies – because there weren’t that many – but Hollywood is still making big bank.

Hollywood’s record box office belies studios’ falling profits

Hollywood is headed toward another record year at the box office thanks to a lineup of blockbuster films, such as the private lives of pets and foul-mouthed superheroes.

But while projections of $11.3 billion (U.S.) in ticket sales in the U.S. and Canada would seem like a cause for celebration, the rosy numbers mask underlying challenges in a cinema business that is facing rapid changes in a period of digital upheaval.

Higher costs of making and marketing big movies, as well as plummeting home video revenue, have dragged down studio profits. Once-bankable home entertainment sales — including DVDs and video on demand — have dropped more than 30 per cent since 2010, according to Digital Entertainment Group.

The home video fall-off has made theatregoing even more vital to the studios’ bottom line. With expanded streaming and video game options in the home, fewer young consumers are watching movies on the big screen. And the box office has increasingly become a winner-take-all game, with grosses hoarded by a handful of dominant films Finding Dorysuch as Disney’s Finding Dory and The Secret Life of PetsUniversal’s The Secret Life of Pets.

“It’s deceiving,” said Adam Goodman, a film industry veteran who previously led production at Paramount Pictures. “If you look at the box office, it looks healthy. But it’s just a couple of titles that are having this success.”

Profits among the seven biggest studios fell 17 per cent during the first nine months of the year to about $3 billion, according to a recent research report by investment firm Cowen & Co. More than half those profits went to just one studio, Disney, the report indicated.

While international growth remains a bright spot for the industry, Hollywood’s largest foreign market — China — experienced a dramatic slowdown in box-office receipts this year.

In the U.S. and Canada, box-office revenue is expected to grow 2 per cent this year, but the increase is deceiving, inflated by ticket prices, not by more people going to the multiplex.

The number of tickets sold is expected to remain flat, at about 1.3 billion, according to industry estimates. That would be down 6 per cent from 1.4 billion tickets sold in 2006, according to the Motion Picture Association of America.

The head winds have pushed studio executives and theatre owners to rethink one of the fundamental pillars of the movie business: so-called theatrical windows.

Warner Bros. Pictures and Universal Pictures have engaged in talks with theatre chains to shorten the gap between a movie’s theatrical release and when people can watch it on home video, an idea that previously has caused revolts in the cinema industry.

One proposal would make new movies available in the home two to four weeks after theatrical release for about $50 each, people familiar with the talks say. That would be a dramatic shift from the current 90-day wait.

Film executives have long looked for ways to shorten the time consumers have to wait to buy or stream movies once they’re mostly out of theatres, a gap known as the “dark zone” when studios lose billions to piracy.

But only recently have they made progress in warming theatre owners to the idea. Cinema owners have long resisted tweaking the window, fearing doing so would discourage many consumers from watching films on the big screen.

In response to the challenges, cinemas have tried to boost sales with better accommodations, such as recliner seating, high-end food and beverages, and premium screening technology.

“You’re seeing a premium experience surface and take hold, with luxury theatres and inflated ticket prices,” said 20th Century Fox domestic distribution chief Chris Aronson.

Some analysts believe raising ticket prices to pay for the improvements may be keeping some consumers away from theatres.

The average ticket price (including matinees) hit $8.51 in the third quarter, up 3 per cent from a year ago, according to the National Association of Theatre Owners. Patrons in major cities often pay twice that amount.

Studios also have been forced to adapt to the rising competition from streaming services and premium television shows. They are focusing more heavily on costly franchise films with lots of spectacle that are more likely to lure people out of their homes. If the movie isn’t a must-see, executives say, audiences opt to stay home and wait until it comes out on iTunes or Netflix.

That means more industry dollars are concentrated among a smaller number of films than before. In the last two years, the top 10 movies have accounted for more than a third of the total box office. In 2011, the 10 biggest movies made up only 24 per cent of the domestic grosses, according to entertainment data firm comScore.

“It’s definitely more concentrated, and it’s higher highs and lower lows,” said Greg Foster, chief executive of Imax Entertainment.

The risk of failure also has increased. This year, the major studios fielded high-profile films that almost nobody went to see. For example, Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk, a $40-million movie with an Oscar-winning director in Ang Lee, multiple stars and a wide release from Sony Pictures, grossed less than $2 million in the U.S. Twentieth Century Fox’s Keeping Up With the Joneses, starring Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis, wiped out with $15 million. Even Disney fielded a big turkey with AliceThrough the Looking Glass.

The swift and hard landing for such titles is partly because of social media. Audiences now know very quickly whether a movie is worthy of their time and money.

Goodman, now president of Le Vision Entertainment, said studios need to rethink how they pick movies. But that’s a difficult task given the lack of sophisticated data about what audiences want to see.

“The historical data setup until recently was pretty reliable,” Goodman said. “Now you may as well throw a dart against the board and pick something.”

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It’s a great show – one that I was at – and I’m so happy to have this better sounding memento.

Bruce Springsteen Releases Clarence Clemons’ Final E Street Gig as Live LP

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band’s November 22nd, 2009 concert in Buffalo, New York – the final stop on the Working on a Dream tour and their last full gig with saxophonist Clarence “Big Man” Clemons before his June 2011 death – was officially released as a live LP (and a last-minute Christmas gift to fans) Saturday through Springsteen’s site.

The performance also featured Springsteen and the E Street Band playing his 1973 debut LP Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. in its entirety, from “Blinded by the Light” to “It’s Hard to Be a Saint in the City.”

The three-and-a-half-hour, 35-song November 22nd, 2009 concert is available to download now through the Live Bruce Springsteen site, with a physical release scheduled for January 23rd.

While the Live Bruce Springsteen site was frequently updated in 2016 with every gig from the band’s recent River Tour, the November 2009 Buffalo concert marks the first archival release since Springsteen unearthed his famed 1990 solo “Christic Shows” this past June.

As Ultimate Classic Rock notes, the November 22nd show also fell on guitarist Stevie Van Zandt’s birthday, resulting in a few surprises: a rendition of “Happy Birthday” and the live debut of The River era outtake “Restless Nights,” one of Van Zandt’s favorite tracks.

Following the Buffalo concert, Springsteen and the E Street Band would perform with Clemons one final time during a small Asbury Park gig for a Vevo webcast.

In Springsteen’s memoir Born the Run, the rocker wrote at length about Clemons’ final gig as well as auditioning saxophonist Jake Clemons, the Big Man’s nephew who showed up late and unprepared for the E Street audition.

“Let me get this straight,” Springsteen wrote of his audition interaction with Jake Clemons. “You are coming to audition for Clarence ‘Big Man’ Clemons’ seat in the E Street Band, which is not a job, by the way, but a sacred fucking position, and you are going to play Clarence’s most famous solos for Bruce Springsteen [referencing myself in the third person], the man who stood beside him for 40 years, who created those solos with him, and you’re gonna ‘sort of’ know them? Where … do … you … think … you … are? If you don’t know, let me tell you. You are in a CITADEL OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL. You don’t DARE come in here and play this music for Bruce Springsteen without having your SHIT DOWN COLD! You embarrass yourself and waste my precious time.”

Jake Clemons returned to his hotel, learned the material and ultimately won the role previously held by his uncle.

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I’m sure we’re all wishing her well and thinking of her this Christmas Eve. Get well soon, Carrie!!

Actress Carrie Fisher in intensive care unit after ‘cardiac episode’

Hollywood actress and writer Carrie Fisher, best known for her role as Princess Leia in the Star Wars movies, suffered a cardiac episode on Friday during a flight from London to Los Angeles, where she was rushed to a hospital after landing.

Fisher, 60, was described by her younger brother, Todd Fisher, as being in critical condition, and he said she remained under medical treatment in the intensive care unit (ICU) of a Los Angeles hospital several hours after becoming ill. Earlier, he told Associated Press she was stable.

“It’s not fair to say ‘stable.’ I am not saying she is fine, or not fine,” he told Reuters by telephone in response to reports about her condition. “She is in the ICU.”

He said he was driving and en route to pick up their mother, the veteran entertainer Debbie Reynolds. Todd Fisher offered no details about his sister’s condition or the circumstances of how she was stricken. He said the information had came from his sister’s assistant.

The Los Angeles Times cited one unnamed source as saying the actress had been “in a lot of distress on the flight” after suffering a “cardiac episode” on the plane, which landed at Los Angeles International Airport shortly after noon.

The city Fire Department confirmed that its emergency personnel met an arriving flight at the airport to treat a patient in “cardiac arrest,” but declined to identify the individual, citing medical confidentiality laws.

However, two passengers who said they were aboard the flight and sitting near Fisher posted messages on Twitter reporting that she had fallen ill. Well-known YouTube performer Anna Akana tweeted that Fisher had “stopped breathing,” and comedian Brad Cage, who said he and Akana were sitting in front of the actress, tweeted separately that Fisher was taken off the plane by paramedics.

United Airlines issued a statement saying that Flight 935 from London to Los Angeles was met on the ground by medical personnel after the crew reported that a passenger was “unresponsive.” The airline also declined to name the passenger.

Fisher, who has been on a tour promoting a new memoir, The Princess Diarist, made her big-screen debut as a teenager in the 1975 comedy Shampoo. But her big break come in 1977 as the intrepid Princess Leia in the first of several Star Wars movies.

Fans and colleagues in the entertainment industry, including Star Wars co-stars Mark Hamill and Peter Mayhew, sent an outpouring of concern and well-wishes on social media immediately after the reports surfaced.

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We lost Chris Farley 19 years ago today. May he be resting in peace.

THE BIG, FUNNY, TRAGIC LIFE OF CHRIS FARLEY

Chris Farley, who died in 1997, at the age of thirty-three, from an overdose of opiates and cocaine, was the greatest physical comedian of his generation, a manic cannonball who could appear surprisingly athletic one moment and perilously ungainly the next, as likely to pull off a nifty cartwheel as he was to obliterate a piece of furniture. He was always big—plainly and dangerously overweight, owing in part to his genes and in part to his massive appetites for food and alcohol—and his thick neck and huge gut, stacked atop a pair of comparatively dainty legs, were a central part of his appeal. He shouted big, sweated big, laughed big, and fell down big.

These gifts were perhaps most obviously on display in the famous “Saturday Night Live” Chippendales sketch, from October, 1990, during Farley’s first season on the show. In it, he plays an aspiring dancer, squaring off against Patrick Swayze for the last spot in a male revue. Dancing to the Loverboy hit “Working for the Weekend,” Farley tore off his shirt and matched Swayze move for move—flying pirouettes, proto-twerking—to the shrieking delight of the audience. The joke of the sketch, as it was, came in the final moments, when a panel of judges bluntly confirmed what was obvious from the start: they were picking Swayze’s character because of his great body. Farley’s character, meanwhile, had the “sexiest moves,” but was judged too “fat and flabby” for Chippendales.

The documentary, “I Am Chris Farley,” frames the sketch as an unqualified triumph, the moment when Farley became a national star. But in the book “The Chris Farley Show,” a rich and illuminating oral history compiled, in 2008, by Tanner Colby and Farley’s older brother, Tom, it is the source of controversy among those who were there. Jim Downey, who wrote the sketch, insisted that Farley’s dancing ability elevated it, so that the audience was celebrating his audacious performance rather than merely mocking his appearance. People were laughing with Farley, not at him—that distinction being one of the essential tensions of Farley’s career. Bob Odenkirk, though, who was a writer on the show, recalled the entire thing as “weak bullshit,” and said that Farley “never should have done it.” Chris Rock, a cast member at the time, viewed it as a dangerous turning point for Farley. “That was a weird moment in Chris’s life,” he said. “As funny as that sketch was, and as many accolades as he got for it, it’s one of the things that killed him. It really is. Something happened right then.”

It was probably all of those things. A subtler but still outrageous showcase for Farley’s physical brilliance came three seasons later, when he appeared as a hapless motivational speaker named Matt Foley, hired by suburban parents to scare their marijuana-smoking teen-age children straight. This is Farley at full bore, his knowing Midwestern verbal dexterity paired perfectly with his outlandish physical gifts; Foley’s repeated catchphrase, “living in a van down by the river,” soon entered the cultural lexicon. The sketch was new to national viewers, but it was a holdover from Farley’s days with the Second City improv group, in Chicago. It was written for Farley by Odenkirk, also then at Second City, and the documentary includes grainy video footage of Foley’s first incarnation. The character was all there from the beginning: we see Farley onstage in his low crouch, like an offensive lineman, bellowing out his misguided attempts at motivation, as he moves his hands back and forth wildly to hoist up his sagging pants.

But before Matt Foley went on national television, the sketch was given a new twist, as the writer Robert Smigel explained in the oral history. Near the end of the sketch, as Farley reaches the pinnacle of his deranged spiel, he trips and flings himself face down on a coffee table. It is shocking and funny, earning what is certainly the biggest laugh from the studio audience, and forcing Farley’s scene-mates to cover their faces to hide their own laughter. Smigel said that he regretted adding it. “It worked really well, but it inaugurated this trend of Chris being really clumsy and falling down a lot…. That sort of broad clumsiness was actually the opposite of what Chris’s talents as a physical comedian were.”

As the years went on, and the pratfalls mounted—writers had discovered the shortcut to a sure laugh—Farley’s physical comedy became more and more a form of self-flagellation: when he’d play at being angry with himself for saying or doing something inappropriate, he would pull his hair and slap his face hard enough that it must have hurt; when he took one of his recurring falls onstage, he did it for real, without anything other than his own body to soften the blow. This kind of thing helped cement his legend as being willing to do nearly anything for the good of a joke, to get and give the biggest laugh possible. It was gutsy and funny, but also gruesome, and more so in hindsight. In 1997, two seasons after he’d been fired from the show, Farley was invited back to “S.N.L.” to host. He was spiralling out of control by then: he lost his voice during the dress rehearsal and was breathless throughout the live broadcast, a loud and wheezing shadow of his former self.

Near the end of his life, Farley is said to have become cynical about the basis of his broad appeal, lamenting that “fatty fall down” was his only reliable crowd pleaser. During what would be his last appearance on “Late Show with David Letterman,” in 1996, Farley, sweating, unkempt and barely able to catch his breath, shouted out, “They’re applauding ’cause I’m fat!” But Farley didn’t live long enough to free himself from the kind of comedy that made him famous. In the oral history, Sarah Silverman remembers Farley once asking the “S.N.L.” writer Jim Downey, in a childish voice, “Hey, Jim? Do you think it would help the show if I got even fatter?”

This kind of heedlessness led people to compare Farley to another “Saturday Night Live” force of nature turned comedy martyr, John Belushi. In the documentary, Lorne Michaels says that Farley was “the child that Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi didn’t have.” Farley himself was said to have been drawn to the Belushi mythology, as well. In the oral history, the writer Tom Davis recounts a conversation that he had with Farley:

I said to him once, “Chris, you don’t want to die like Belushi, do you?”
And he said, “Oh, yeah, that’d be really cool.”
And I actually started crying. I wept for him.

Chevy Chase said that at one point near the end of Farley’s life, he cornered him and “read him the riot act,” saying, “Look, you’re not John Belushi. And when you overdose or kill yourself, you will not have the same acclaim that John did. You don’t have the record of accomplishment that he had.” But the Belushi-Farley connection only became stronger after Farley’s death. Both men died from an overdose of heroin and cocaine. Both were just thirty-three when they died.

The documentary is mostly a celebration of Farley’s short life, with clips of his performances mixed in among two dozen or so fond interviews with people who knew him, including Lorne Michaels, Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, and David Spade. It spends a good chunk of time on Farley’s happy, prank-filled childhood in Madison, Wisconsin, and doesn’t dwell on the grim particulars of his final days. It serves as a welcome reintroduction to some of Farley’s best moments as a performer, but you can’t help but notice that Chase was ultimately correct: Farley, in his brief life, turned in just a handful of classic sketches and one very funny movie (“Tommy Boy,” a modest box-office hit turned cable-TV classic). The story of Chris Farley, then, as the documentary hints, is to a significant degree the story of what he might have done next. In the smaller, quieter parts of his performances, we find some clues. In what is likely the best of his “S.N.L.” sketches, a bit called “The Chris Farley Show,” he played an exaggerated version of himself, subjecting celebrities to a series of earnest and inane questions. The best of these was with Paul McCartney. Dressed in a blazer and khakis, like a reporter for a prep-school newspaper, Farley stammers and gasps for breath. Those who knew Farley insist that this was the clearest expression of the real person: shy, nervous, almost childlike in his reverence for the people around him. (The comedy writer Tom Schiller called him a “secret, angelic being.”) At the end of the sketch, he asks McCartney, “Remember when you were in the Beatles, and you did that album ‘Abbey Road,’ and at the very end of the song, the song goes, ‘And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make’? You remember that? Is that true?”

There was also a menacing counterbalance to that endearing sweetness, which occasionally came through. It is said that David Mamet was interested in writing Farley the lead role in a biopic about the silent-film comedian and pratfall master Fatty Arbuckle, whose career was derailed when he was charged with rape and manslaughter in the mysterious death of an actress named Virginia Rappe.

There are other what-ifs. Just last week, a clip surfaced online featuring a snippet of voice recordings that Farley made in the months before his death for the title role in the animated movie “Shrek.” (Mike Myers later stepped in to take over the part.) In the scene, Farley, as Shrek, says, “People see me and they go, ‘Baa, help! A big, stinky, smelly, ugly ogre. I’m so scared!’ They judge me before they even know me.” It is perhaps too much to look for meaning about Farley’s life in this stray line from a children’s movie. But his voice, in the clip, sounds clear and composed, and communicates a gentleness that he rarely revealed onstage. Spared the requirements of physical performance, Farley sounds as though he’s discovering a quieter place with just his voice. Near the end of the documentary, Bob Odenkirk says of Farley, “You can’t walk around being funny all the time. You have to be yourself sometimes, and you have to be alone sometimes. You can’t be on the stage all the time.” It is greatly sad, for his audience as well as for his own sake, that Chris Farley never got the chance to be small.

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Right now!! I want more STAR WARS movies now, please!!

Star Wars dates: Here’s when the next 3 movies are released

Just saw Rogue One and want more Star Wars action? Well, you’re going to get more – at least three titles. But when, specifically, will each new film be released? Below is Disney’s plan along with what’s currently known about casting and storylines. Obviously, these dates are subject to change. Thankfully, no Bothans died to bring us this information …

Star Wars: Episode VIII
Written and directed by Rian Johnson
Starring: Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, Oscar Isaac, John Boyega, Adam Driver, Gwendoline Christie, Carrie Fisher, Laura Dern, Benicio Del Toro, more
Release: Dec. 15, 2017
Logline: Unknown. Boyega claimed the script was “darker” than the first, while Johnson has said the movie starts “zooming in on the characters and getting to the heart of them, challenging them, and pushing them deeper,” and Isaac has said “Rian is definitely going to places and investigating things that haven’t really been done in the Star Wars universe.”

Untitled Han Solo Anthology Film
Directors: Phil Lord and Christopher Miller
Written by: Lawrence and Jon Kasdan
Starring: Alden Ehrenreich, Donald Glover, Emilia Clarke
Logline: “How young Han Solo became the smuggler, thief, and scoundrel whom Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi first encountered in the cantina at Mos Eisley.” Lawrence Kasdan has said, “you have to imagine [Solo] 10 years earlier [than in the first film] in his early 20s. What was he like before he hardened up? Before he had some setbacks? Before he put on this cynical coat? What got him there?”
Release: May 25, 2018

Star Wars: Episode IX
Director: Colin Trevorrow
Writer: Rian Johnson
Starring: Not yet announced
Logline: Unknown. Trevorrow has said, “We want to channel the invention and just the raw creativity and the boldness that George [Lucas] brought to these films and not being afraid that we’re going to embarrass ourselves by doing something that might be crazy… I just want to embrace that kind of invention and creativity that he brought to it.” The director also reportedly wanted to shoot some footage in actual outer space.
Release: 2019

Hey, weren’t there more Star Wars movies on this list last year? Yes, there were. Like the Boba Fett one. But more stand-alone films have reportedly been put on hold until after Rogue One is released to give Disney a chance to access audience reception to a film that takes place outside the regular franchise titles. So we’ll have to wait and see if the rather futuristic-sounding year of 2020 gets us another Star Wars film.

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I saw ROGUE ONE twice this week and really enjoyed it both times.

Box office report: Rogue One rockets to Number 1 with $155 million

Continuing its forerunners’ legacy of making bank at the weekend box office, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story rockets to the top of the domestic chart, earning an estimated $155 million across its first three days in theaters.

Though it trails last year’s Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ massive opening by nearly $100 million, the film still tallies the second biggest December opening of all time in North America. The picture’s opening weekend audience was comprised of 59 percent men and 74 percent adults, with 62 percent of all ticket buyers purchasing seats for 2D screenings as opposed to 38 percent who opted for 3D viewing. The film also earns an A grade on CinemaScore from polled moviegoers.

The franchise flick picks up an additional $29.2 million from 708 IMAX screens, registering the second biggest December IMAX opening of all time, just behind The Force Awakens. In terms of total global numbers, Rogue One amasses $290.5 million, opening at No. 1 in all markets around the world. Internationally, the film’s $135.5 million gross notches the fourth highest December opening of all time. Still on the film’s docket are openings in heavy-hitting territories like China and Korea.

Falling to No. 2 after three weeks on top of the domestic earners list is Disney’s Moana, which adds an estimated $11.7 million to its healthy $161.9 million total. Combined with Rogue One’s grosses, Disney handily leads the North American box office, slotting titles in the top two positions, further growing its record-breaking year at the box office.

At No. 3, Paramount’s Office Christmas Party loses a few guests, as the ensemble comedy — featuring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Kate McKinnon, and Olivia Munn — dips around 50 percent for an estimated $8.5 million finish. The film sees a larger-than-average fall for a winter comedy. Its genre brethren — including last year’s Sisters — tend to descend slowly into the holiday stretch, with the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler comedy actually gaining 1.9 percent over its second weekend without adding any locations to its screen count.

Will Smith’s latest big-screen venture Collateral Beauty notches the worst wide debut in his multi-decade career on the big screen, mere months after he starred in the top-grossing title in his filmography, Suicide Squad, which made $325.1 million this summer. Despite a stellar ensemble cast — including Edward Norton, Kate Winslet, Helen Mirren, Naomie Harris, and Keira Knightley — the film suffered dismal reviews and a muddled marketing campaign, and consequently opened to a paltry $7 million this weekend. This marks the second year in a row Smith has fronted a holiday underperformer, with his Concussion premiering to an underwhelming $10.5 million in December 2015.

At No. 5 is Warner Bros.’ Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the J.K. Rowling-penned Harry Potter spin-off. The film dips an estimated 51.7 percent to around $5 million for the three-day period, bringing its domestic total to just under $207.7 million after five weekends in theaters.

Outside the top 5, Casey Affleck’s Manchester by the Sea takes an estimated $4.2 million in its first weekend in wide release after expanding to 1,208 theaters Friday. The Kenneth Lonergan-directed picture has earned $14 million to date as it picks up awards season steam (it earned several Golden Globe and SAG Awards nominations this week).

Best Picture frontrunner La La Land storms the top 10 this weekend as well, averaging $20,100 per-theater as it adds 195 locations for a $4 million finish.

In the hunt for awards season glory and audience dollars, too, Denzel Washington’s Fences — adapted from the August Wilson play of the same name, for which Washington and his Broadway and film costar Viola Davis both won Tony Awards in 2010 — takes warmly to the specialty market, earning an estimated $128,000 from four theaters, for a decent location average of $32,000. Though the opening is strong when compared to other limited debuts, it registers a softer per-screen premiere than fellow Oscar-bound titles like Jackie ($55,743), Manchester by the Sea ($64,125), and La La Land ($176,221), though it bests Lion ($30,840) and Nocturnal Animals ($13,315). The picture opens wide Christmas Day.

Year-to-date box office is up 4 percent from the same frame last year. Check out the Dec. 16-18 domestic estimates below.

1. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story – $155 million
2. Moana – $11.7 million
3. Office Christmas Party – $8.5 million
4. Collateral Beauty – $7 million
5. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – $5 million
6. Manchester by the Sea – $4.2 million
7. La La Land – $4 million
8. Arrival – $2.8 million
9. Doctor Strange – $2 million
10. Nocturnal Animals – $1.4 million