The world according to Dan.

An Argentine Beatles fan loves the band “Eight Days A Week.”

Bi- Coastal Emmy show expected to be a high- wire act.

Okay, time for a break here on anythingbut.com, but we’ll be back in just a moment with more news and stories.

Well, okay, maybe it will be longer than a moment, but there will be more news later today.

PLUS, there WILL be news and updates all long weekend long.

So I’ll see you in a bit!

Alanis Morissette plays a show for students.

News today from the: “You Know The American Legal System Sucks When” file- A judge says that the Courtney “I Really Despise Her” Love suit against Universal Music can go to trial.

**sigh**

Coming up Sunday Night on the incredible new show ALIAS

Sydney’s new life as a double agent takes her from America to Moscow to Cairo where along the way she inadvertently gives her enemies access to a nuclear weapon… The episode is directed by actor/director/producer Ken Olin (thirtysomething).

Then, following ALIAS, Jeffrey Tambor (The Larry Sanders Show, The Ropers) guest stars on THE PRACTICE as the troubled sports bookie Jimmy is indebted to and must now defend.

Willis Finally Kills Off Die Hard

BRUCE WILLIS is refusing to make any more DIE HARD movies in the wake of the American terrorist attacks – despite being offered a whopping $32.5 million. Bruce was offered the fortune to star in DIE HARD 4, but turned it down because he feels it would be inappropriate after last month’s devastation in New York and Washington DC. The phenomenally popular series of movies helped make Willis the huge Hollywood star he is today, but the action star now says, “After the recent events, my heart is no longer in it.”

Kevin Smith has unveiled his next project. Unfortunately, its not “Fletch.”

What!??! You don’t know her? Well, rectify that! Get to know Natalie MacMaster and spend some time, as I dream to do, “In Her Hands.”

“Survivor” host Jeff Probst discusses the show. Jeff, I’ll take “Old Time Rockers” for $400 please.