The world according to Dan.

Hollywood Unions Declare War On Canada.

Celine Dion readies a new album. Prepare yourself for oversaturation now!

KISS, THE MUSICAL?

KISS guitarist Gene Simmons announcing plans to work on a Broadway musical about his band that he hopes would capture the essence and spirit of rock ‘n’ roll.

HUMMINA HUMMINA

Nathan Lane signing to star as Jackie Gleason in “To The Moon”, a biopic of the late Honeymooners actor.

This Should Be Good!

The Sci-Fi Channel greenlighting Children of Dune, a six-hour sequel to the miniseries Dune, which brought the network its highest average ratings in its history. Children starts shooting in Prague in April and is slated to air in early 2003.

He’s Got A Heart Of Gold

Neil Young writing a tune called “Let’s Roll” about the heroic passengers in hijacked Flight 93, which crashed in Pennsylvania. The song is due out next month and will be on Young’s next album.

So Go And See It Again

Beginning Friday, Disney and Pixar are adding a specially created group of animated “outtakes” to the credits of Monsters, Inc., much like they did with “A Bugs Life” and “Toy Story 2.”

Cameron Diaz is donning a $20 million halo for “Charlie’s Angels 2.” Drew, listen Drew, sweetie! Watch how bad your fight scenes are in the original, and please do better next time. Man they were aweful! Hubby Tom Greene can fight better!

As awards shows go, this one is always star studded, but never very good. This year was no exception as R. Kelly wins big at The Billboard Music Awards. Although, even though it was boring, the John Mellencamp tribute was great! Well, except for the ramblings of Matthew McConaughey, that is.

Hasta La Vista, Baby!!!!! T3 is a go picture!