The world according to Dan.

Britney Spears shuns fur but unfortunately keeps her clothes on.

Titanic star, and the incredible, Kate Winslet has been granted a ‘quickie’ divorce.

CAN YOU TAPE THIS FOR ME?

“Homecoming: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band” to Premiere on VH1 this Sunday, December 16, at 8pm.

In this rare television interview, Springsteen shares thoughts on his band, his tour, and his unique approach to performing. The hour-long special features live footage from the E Street Band’s triumphant ten-night stand at Madison Square Garden, including complete performances of four songs never before seen on television.

Can you tell that I am drooling? Like really, really drooling?

“Star Trek: Nemesis” has boldly gone…into production.

The X- Men sequel will reunite the entire cast! Woo hoo!

FUR FIGHTER

The New York Post is reporting that Britney Spears plans to lend her bodacious bod to a poster on behalf of an upcoming Christmas campaign put on by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

ROCKIN’ IN THE FREE WORLD

Canadian-born Neil Young honored Tuesday for promoting freedom and justice in his adopted country by People for the United Way, a free-speech advocacy group. After receiving the Spirit of Liberty lifetime achievement award, Young shocked the liberal audience by defending the anti-terrorist measures, but urged the crowd to ensure the controversial laws were only temporary.

THE CRITICS HAVE SPOKEN

London critics widely praising The Lord of the Rings movie after the film held its world premiere there this week. “Forget Harry Potter, this has the true ring of greatness,” writes a critic from London’s Daily Mail.

There will be an Oscar for Best Animated Feature after all.

George Harrison’s “My Sweet Lord” is set for a January ‘charity’ re- release. No, that is not scarcasm or skepticism you are sensing…