The world according to Dan.

NBC is trying to quell the flap over a tasteless joke from Jay Leno.

Wednesday night’s horrendous Grammy Awards show had the ceremony’s lowest viewership of the last six years.

After getting dumped from EMI. Mariah Carey is talking with the other music labels.

Actor Lawrence Tierney has died at the age of 82.

New Star Wars to Donate Some Proceeds

“Star Wars: Episode II ó The Attack of the Clones” will premiere May 12th in 11 cities to raise money for children’s programs. At each premiere, some theater seats will be reserved for disadvantaged children.

“Throughout the years, `Star Wars’ films have entertained generations of children,” George Lucas, creator of the films, said in a statement on the movies’ Web site. “I’m delighted that these premieres will provide an opportunity to benefit the children who need it the most.”

Cities where charity premieres will be held are Boston, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, New York, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Seattle, Toronto and Washington.

The movie, introducing Hayden Christensen as the young adult Skywalker, opens commercially May 16.

Director Lee Tamahori has announced that he is waiting for the fans’ title for the “Bond 20” feature. So, Suggest a title for James Bond 20.

Here’s my idea: “Please Don’t Suck”

After hurting his knee while filming, and taking some time off, Pierce Brosnan will return to the James Bond set on March 4th, 2002.

And Mr. White has been cast in the movie too!!!!

I don’t know what any of them look like. I don’t know who will win. But I can tell you before I have seen a second of footage that the majority of the 16 “castaways” are idiots. Call it a hunch, but I just have a feeling! “Survivor: Marquesas” debuts tonight.

Hey, can I ask a question…Had anyone heard of Marquesas before it was announced that they were making a Survivor there?!??! I know I hadn’t, and I’m a world traveller.

Oh well, the show debuts tonight at 8 pm Eastern Time. And feel free to call me when it’s on!

The hampster rolls on!!!!

Okay, so I found some good news regarding the awful Grammy Awards show, the lovely Nelly Furtado won her first ever Grammy Award.

Congratulations Nelly! You are “Furtadolicious”!!!