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I Bet The Baby Will Be Real, REAL Cute

The incredible Liz Hurley is expecting a baby.

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The Tick FINALLY Debuts This Evening

TICK Series Premiere On FOX Tonight

THE TICK springs to life in a live-action FOX series premiering tonight at 8:30, starring Patrick Warburton (SEINFELD’s Puddy), the man born to play the nigh-invincible superhero. The pilot of this Ben Edlund creation, produced by Barry Sonnenfeld, finds The Tick, sidekick Arthur, Captain Liberty, and Bat Manuel trying to stop a Soviet super-robot from 1979, known as the Red Menace, from assassinating former president Jimmy Carter.

Sounds great, and I can’t wait!

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So Does The Family Guy

FAMILY GUY Season Premiere Tonight

The animated FAMILY GUY series returns to FOX tonight at 8, with an episode featuring guest appearances from Adam West, Mr. & Mrs. Brady, a computer straight out of STAR TREK, and don’t forget the Smurfs…

The episode, “Emission Impossible,” finds baby Stewie shrinking himself to microscopic size and entering Peter’s body in hopes of destroying all his sperm.

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From The “Who Cares” Department

Hey Joe! What do you know? Okay, so you know that! But, what do you know about Britney Spears? That’s what I thought! NOTHING! So here’s everything you need to know about Britney.

Except whether they are real or fake, that is.

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I Know I Should Care

Salt Lake Olympics Gets Some Musical Confirmations

‘N Sync, Bon Jovi and Christina Aguilera among the artists slated to perform February 24 at the closing ceremonies for the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics. Organizers, however, are keeping details about the opening ceremony under wraps.

Okay, I’ll be honest, it’s me! I’ll be performing!

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We Wish Him Well

George Harrison Back In Hospital (?)

British media outlets are reporting that George Harrison has been hospitalized again, this time in New York, to undergo more cancer treatment. The former Beatle was treated for a brain tumor earlier this year and had previously been treated for lung cancer and throat cancer.

The hospital had no comment.

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Is That All?!?!

Uber- millionaire Ted Turner gives $25 million to the United Nations.

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Hmmm…I Wonder What’s On The Horizon

Coming Soon: “America: A Tribute To Heroes”, the CD, Video and DVD.

I’ll take 2 please…

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Well This Is A Surprise

Michael Jackson’s new album “Invincible” tops sales charts after it’s first week. But watch out Mikey, there’s a Britney a blowin’.

No, not here specifically! Her new album! Her new album!

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Really?!?!

An airline executive says that Hollywood Stars Are “Gutless Cowards.”