Ask Me My Bon Jovi Story Sometime

In today’s world Bon Jovi’s songs have taken on some new meaning. And I’m not only talking about “Wanted Dead Or Alive.”


I’d Like To Give Her Some. Business, I Mean

Miss America gets down to business. Hi Katie!


The Mail Is In The Check

All Emmy mail is being diverted.


Big Bucks, No Whammies

So far, this weekend’s various benefit concerts have raised 17 million dollars.


Just Send An Email

In this day and age celebrities are being cautious with their fan mail. That’s why I only open emails now.


Bah Dilah Taw Wah Boo

Bob Dylan is going to write a multivolume autobiography. Chapter One, got my first guitar…


She Is Crazy

Mariah Carey has decided to take a role on Ally MacBeal.


Still In Shock!


Finally, I have received word that there is a special edition in the works for the greatest movie of all time!!!!!


A number of great special editions are officially planned for 2002 and are in various stages of production, including Strange Brew: The Adventures Of Bob And Doug McKenzie!

I cannot believe it! Finally!

Oh, and they are also working on editions of Clash of the Titans, The Iron Giant, Amadeus, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Victor/Victoria, Goodfellas, Poltergeist, Mean Streets and of course, the long-awaited Blade Runner.

But who cares about those other ones, STRANGE BREW is on the way.

Watch this space for more details as they come available!

Oh man! Is I stoked!!!!


Dan’s Thoughts On The “Charity” Concerts

Over the weekend many of the world’s brightest stars, both past and present, performed in New York, Washington, Toronto, Atlanta and other places around North America in concerts benefiting the victims and families of the September 11th attacks. Their stated collective goal? To raise money.

But was there something else at hand? Record sales maybe?

Now call me one cynical Diablo, but why did almost every act mention that this song or that was their “new single”?!?! If the only goal was to move people, and not units, then who cares whether or not someone was playing a “new single.”

Let me specifically focus on one artist. Now I don’t want to use his real name, so let’s call him Elton John. No, let’s call him Reginald Dwight. It was reported that ole Reg graciously gave up his time to perform at The Concert For New York City to raise money for others. Now, out of all of the hundreds of songs in his catalogue that he could have chosen to justly capture the moment, “Tiny Dancer”, “I’m Still Standing”, “Empty Garden”, etc., what song did he choose to open his two song set?!?! “I Want Love”. His “new single” from his just released new album.

And he isn’t the only culprit. There were many others. But I don’t have the time, space or inclination to list them all, so let me digress.

The shows that featured our culprits will raise money for the less fortunate and, who knows, maybe these artists need the money too. After all, because of the attacks many of them are being forced to cancel their tours. And that has to hurt financially. Maybe not as much as losing a loved one in an act of terrorism, but it probably hurts nonetheless.

But then again, maybe I should just stop thinking so much. Maybe it is just that the performers sang songs from their latest releases. After all, many people in America will be thinking about “new singles” for the next little while. The people who lost a wife, husband, fiancÈ or lover are just that: a new single.

But it’s unlikely that they will ever see the top of any chart, except the chart of compassion, which is what I thought these weekend concerts were supposed to be about.

I’m Dan Reynish.


No! It’s The Band I’m Referring To

Anthrax- The Band! The Band!- does what it can to help.