The world according to Dan.

Ellen DeGeneres says that she wants to have children.

I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say: No, Ellen! Noooooooooo!!!!!!!

Apple posts a profit and the new iMac is expected to spur sales. I can’t wait to get one!

Have you been looking for artwork for your CD’s? Need that hard to find Scritti Politti cover for a disc you have burned? Well, I am here to tell you about a place where you can go to download over 22,000 covers. It’s CD Covers. Now, let’s see, do they have Sly Fox? Or The Jitters? Or…, Oooh, man I hope they have Howard The Duck!!!!

Some British Pop Stars of the 80’s have fallen on hard times.

On a related note FOX’s “That 80’s Show” premieres one week from tonight!

Paul McCartney is going to sing at the Super Bowl.

Defending champion Julia Roberts picks her favourite for the 2002 Oscar race. I’ll give you a hint, she’s proud to be a Coal Miner’s Daughter…

A TED DEMME UPDATE

An autopsy on the body of director Ted Demme was inconclusive, but the cause of death “…appears to be natural causes,” says a spokesperson for the Los Angeles Coroner. More tests will be forthcoming.

Demme, the director of The Ref and Blow, died Sunday after collapsing at a basketball game. He was 38.

N Sync singer, and Mr. Britney Spears, stars in the new Elton John video. As a young Elton John.

MGM is reportedly on the auction block.

Comedian, and the host of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart is going to host The Grammys.

Man, Whoopi Goldberg, Ouch, why? WHY!!!!!!!!