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I WISH THIS WASN’T TRUE!!!

FOX’s UNDECLARED Comes to an End This Evening

The series finale of UNDECLARED airs tonight at 8:30,
on FOX and guest stars Ben Stiller as the mullet-wearing ex-stepdad of Lizzie’s ex-boyfriend, Eric.

In the episode, Eric turns to his former father for advice after he and his copy shop buddies (TENACIOUS D’s Kyle Gass & YOU STUPID MAN’s David Krumholtz) decipher an e-mail from Lizzie that they’re convinced says she wants him back.

There is no word yet if FOX is bringing the show back next year, thus this could be the last ever episode.

Sniff, sniff! I love this show!

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Today’s New Releases

Here are the new CD Releases for Tuesday, March 12th, 2002.

EELS Souljacker (DreamWorks)
N.E.R.D. In Search of… (Virgin)
THE CORRS: VH1 Presents… Live in Dublin (Lava/Atlantic)
INDIGO GIRLS Become You (Epic)
BOB MOULD Modulate (GM/Red Ink)
BOBBY McFERRIN Beyond Words (Blue Note)
DAVE MATTHEWS ORCHESTRA Hey Duke (Milestone)

Plus… B2K, PAT BENATAR & NEIL GIRALDO, CINEMA8, GREGORY CORSO, DEAD SEXY, DEPARTURE LOUNGE, FIDDLERS 4, FINCH, KENNY GARRETT, HOT ROD CIRCUIT, INFAMOUS MOBB, KNIEVEL, THE MAROONS, KEN NAVARRO, RIALTO, THE RIPPINGTONS, DARIUS RUCKER (of Hootie and The Blowfish), REMY SHAND, SOULIVE, SQUAD FIVE-O, SUPERSUCKERS, TEAM USA, TOOTHPASTE 2000, and the soundtracks to CLOCKSTOPPERS, HARRISON’S FLOWERS, RESIDENT EVIL, and THE YIDDISH RADIO PROJECT.

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To no one’s surprise

Teh big budget, over hyped Canadian film “Men With Brooms” tops the Canadian box office chart.

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Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. Smoke, smoke, smoke it till you puff yourself to death. Tell St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, that you just hate to make him wait, but you’ve just got to have another cigarette.

A new report says that Hollywood colluded with the tobacco industry.

As a response- I’ve been watching movies since I was a very young child and I have never craved or smoked a cigarette. I do use my crack pipe almost hourly though.

That last part is a joke! It’s just a joke! I’m a funny guy! I write things that are funny! That was funny!

:)

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It was hard to watch, but a great show

Over 39 million people watched Sunday night’s “9/11″ documentary.

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How’d ya like to be that kid!

Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton have adopted a baby.

Good luck, kid!

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Umm, Nicole! I’m at 1.306.790.7268!!!!

From the “Hard To Believe” file: Nicole Kidman needs and Oscar date.

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Dave is staying at CBS

GOOD NEWS FOR FANS OF THE CURRENT KING OF LATE NIGHT TELEVISION

Back in the early 80’s when he wanted a new contract with NBC David Letterman signed a contract with Disney to make movies. Eventually NBC gave him a new deal and Dave gave Disney the money back without ever making a film.

In the year 2002 when he wanted a new contract with CBS Dave began talking with Disney owned ABC about moving his talk show to the Alphabet network.

Disney is now 0 for 2 as David Letterman has decided to stay with CBS.

There will be many ramifications of Disney’s actions this time as they have alienated some of their most popular on- air personalities, specifically Ted Koppel, Diane Sawyer and Sam Donaldson, among others.

But the good news is Dave is staying at CBS!

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In other Talk Show news…

…the Sally Jessy Raphael show has been cancelled.

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I sure hope so!

Will Oprah retire after her 20th Anniversary?

One can only hope!