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I wish I had a computer!

New “Spider-Man” trailer to debut online

“Spider-Man” will be spinning a new movie trailer on the world wide web next week.

Columbia Tri-Star has announced a new trailer for director Sam Raimi’s adaptation of Marvel Comics’ web-slinging hero will debut on the Spider- Man website starting Wednesday, March 27 at 9 a.m. Pacific Time, Noon Eastern.

“By placing this trailer exclusively online, we are giving fans everywhere an opportunity to get caught in Spider-Man’s worldwide web,” Columbia Tri-Star exec Geoffrey Ammer said in a press release.

“This Internet exclusive is also our way of saying ‘thank you’ to the online community that has so enthusiastically followed and supported the development and production of ‘Spider-Man’ over the past several years.”

The teaser, which heralds the movie’s May 3 opening, shows the titular hero (played by Tobey Maguire) patrolling the city, using his web-shooters to swing from building-to-building.

“Spider-Man” isn’t the only big upcoming movie courting the online audience lately. George Lucas’s upcoming “Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones,” was recently screened for online movie-gossip goofball Harry Knowles, who raved about the results at his Ain’t It Cool News movie website.

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I’m not watching this anymore

THIS IS THE LAST UPDATE

Okay, so I am sick of this show and the people on it, so I can’t promise that I will cover it again after today. The people on the show are, plain and simple, weenies! THey are just big, idiotic weenies! And the hot, big busted chick is now gone! So that’s another reason!

If you care, here’s the results from Epiosde 4 of “Survivor: Marquesas.”

She’s gone! Oh, I! I’d pay the devil to replace her, she’s gone! What went wrong (As sung by Hall and Oates)

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I WOULD PAY BIG MONEY TO SEE THIS SHOW!!!

SANS HALEN?

Sammy Hagar’s official Website is saying that the former Van Halen singer is talking about touring this summer with original Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth.

Whoa!!

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As if this is the one thing that would make you watch

MACCA MEETS OSCAR

It was announced yesterday that Paul McCartney will perform his Oscar-nominated song, “Vanilla Sky,” at this Sunday’s Academy Awards.

John Travolta and Maggie Smith have also been added as presenters.

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So he was diseased

SHE’S BEING TREATED

Pamela Anderson confirmed on Wednesday that she has hepatitis C, which she said she got from ex-husband Tommy Lee while sharing a tattoo needle with him. Hepatitis C, which can cause severe liver damage, is spread by blood-to-blood contact, often by sharing intravenous needles or through unprotected sex.

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I’ll offer my prediction tomorrow

Las Vegas oddsmakers are predicting a photo finish at this year’s Oscars. And not just because people will be taking pictures of the winners (Ha ha ha! I love that joke!).

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THis makes me sick!

So we have heard today that there will be Two “Lord Of The Rings” DVD’s.

Instead of one all enclusive edition, there will be two! I am starting to get sick of these money hungry studios! Don’t they know that was one of the reasons that people soured on laserdiscs?!?!? They released the Deluxe Edition, the The Commemorative Edition, then The Anniversary Edition…

Studios, please- and I am begging- release one and only one version, the best possible version, of your movie. We will thank you with sales in the end!

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Are you ready to buy everything you own again?!?

First there were records. Then reel to real, cassettes, 8- track tapes, and Compact Discs. The latter was the format that we all suspected would last our lifetimes.

We may have been wrong!

The DataPlay digital media format may replace the CD.

But then again the mini disc was going to replace the CD as well.

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In case you need to clear your schedule

WEDDING DAY?

British tabloids are claiming that Paul McCartney has set a June 6 date for his wedding to fianc├łe Heather Mills.

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Joely Fisher is sooooo sexy!

LOOK WHO’S WATCHING

CBS’ critically maligned talking-baby sitcom Baby Bob winning its time period Monday night, drawing 15.6 million viewers and improving on the lead-in audience from King of Queens.

And Joely Fisher, who play’s the baby’s Mom, is soooooo sexy!