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But Will She Fight Him?

Sandler & Zhang Attached to GOOD Comedy

According to The HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, Adam Sandler and Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon) are attached to star in the romantic comedy GOOD LUCK, LIKES MUSIC. Written by tyro scribe Coleen Ventimilia, the film centers on a trailer park slacker (Sandler) who sends away for a mail-order bride (Zhang), who ends up being a musical prodigy.

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Le Q To Be A Goldmember

Britney & Quincy Join New AUSTIN POWERS

VARIETY columnist Michael Fleming reports Britney Spears and Quincy Jones will play themselves in AUSTIN POWERS GOLDMEMBER. Mike Myers, Beyonce Knowles from Destiny’s Child, Michael Caine, and Seth Green also star.

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Worst Captain Ever!

Mulgrew To Appear In New TREK

An attendee of the Philadelphia’s recent SLANTED FEDORA Con wrote in to say that Kate Mulgrew told fans at the event that she’ll have a small cameo in the next Trek movie “STAR TREK: NEMESIS.”

Oh, Captain Janeway, who won’t you just go away?…

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This Is One I Would Watch!

Macdonald & Lovitz Team For NBC Pilot

Former SNL stars Norm Macdonald and Jon Lovitz will play an odd couple living together in an untitled NBC sitcom pilot in the works at Adam Sandler’s HAPPY MADISON Productions.

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Is Rosie O’Donnell On The Show?

Possible Mad Cow Outbreak on THE WEST WING

The President grapples with the possibility of a Mad Cow epidemic on a new WEST WING airing this Wednesday night at 9, on NBC. Meanwhile, the First Lady urges Josh to meet with a powerful women’s caucus over the proposed language of a U.N. treaty banning prostitution, and staffers are stunned at C.J.’s emotional outburst concerning the administration’s renewal of its air base lease in a Mideast country that abuses its women.

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That Show Is Still On?

FEAR FACTOR is back

NBC airs its special Celebrity Edition of FEAR FACTOR this Tuesday night at 8, featuring contestants Kelly Preston (Jerry Maguire), David Hasselhoff (Baywatch), Brooke Burns (Baywatch), Joanie Laurer (WWF’s Chyna), Donny Osmond, Coolio, and a surprise mystery player.

The special episode will include an event in which they all must plunge into a bucket of worms and insects head first.

And those of you taping the special take note — It will run to 9:05 to try to prevent you from flipping around to new episodes of SMALLVILLE, NYPD BLUE, 24, or ROSWELL…

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Millionaires Trying To Become Millionaires

Celebrities Compete On MILLIONAIRE

ABC’s fourth edition of WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE kicks off tonight at 8, with contestants Kevin Bacon, William Baldwin, Shannon Elizabeth, Eve, Jon Favreau, Mick Foley, David Alan Grier, Martina McBride, Paul Rodriguez, and Meredith Vieira.

For the record, Norm MacDonald is still the best celebrity contestant ever!

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I Wish They Were Out Already

Alanis plans to release 10 non- album songs. Gimme, gimme, gimme…

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Does This Matter Outside Of Toronto?

Howard Stern goes off the air in Canada.

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He’s no Pierce Brosnan. Ben

He’s no Pierce Brosnan. Ben Stiller is named “The World’s Sexiest Funnyman.”

Damn! Maybe I’ll win next year!