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I love that guy!

NO LONGER SPONGE-WORTHY?

SpongeBob Squarepants creator Steve Hillenburg telling the Los Angeles Times that, after 60 episodes, he is taking an indefinite break from the hit Nickelodeon ‘toon. The cable net has the option of continuing without him.

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Boooooooo!!!!!!

PHONING HOME

Steven Spielberg’s rerelease of E.T. earned $1.5 million over the weekend to surpass Star Wars: Episode I–The Phantom Menace for third place on the all-time domestic box office list. Its 20-year total now stands at $433 million, behind the original Star Wars and Titanic.

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R.I.P.

MOURNED

Robert Urich, the Emmy-winning actor who became a fixture on American television with starring roles on Vega$ and Spenser: For Hire, died early Tuesday after a long battle with cancer. Urich was 55.

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Was he still working?!?!

“ROCKY IV” STAR DOLPH LUNDGREN ANNOUNCES HIS RETIREMENT

B-movie star Dolph Lundgren has announced his retirement from movie making. “I’d like to spend the next 20 years with my family and kids, taking life easy,” said Lundgren to a Swedish tabloid. However, Lundgren does have one last movie on the way: STRAIGHT BLAST. In BLAST, Lundgren plays “a cold-blooded assassin.”

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Yummy!

NEW STAR WARS CEREAL ON THE WAY

Even though Episode II is technically new to every generation, General Mills has decided to “bring the fun and excitement of Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones to a new generation of kids” through sugary goodness such as cereal, yogurt, and fruit snacks. Their headlining product will be Episode II cereal that has sweetened corn puffs with seven different marshmallow shapes: a Clone Trooper, red and blue lightsabers, Yoda, R2-D2 the starship Slave I and the Jedi Starfighter. The cereal will be available in two different limited holographic boxes.

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Hopefully it’s not an empty promise

Russell Crowe wants to donate his brain to science. Eventually, that is.

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If you need to know more about “Angel”

“Angel”‘s cuddly Cordelia, Charisma Carpenter, is content to remain in the limelight of Hollywood with the show.

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But I need another Harry Potter fix NOW!!

5TH HARRY POTTER BOOK DELAYED

J.K. Rowling’s HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX was slated to be published in May, but it has now been postponed indefinitely. ”She’s still writing it. Until she delivers the manuscript, we won’t announce a publication date,” said a spokesperson for the American publisher.

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Awesome!!

So, do you need a laugh?!?

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Now we have the answer

Jet Li explains his decision to not enter “The Matrix.”