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Whoa!

KEANU IS AN AWARD

Look out Razzies. There’s a new “worst movie” awards in town — “The Keanus.”

Fans of bad movies have until today to vote online for The Keanus, the new alternative Oscars being inaugurated by the Independent Media Institute.

“The awards are named after Keanu Reeves, in honour of the next Actor Most Able to Make Bad Movie After Bad Movie, with Little Real Acting Skill in Evidence, and Yet Emerge Unscathed and Well-Loved,” the institute says on its Web site, AlterNet.org.

Other Keanus categories include Celebrity Most Likely to be Crushed by the Weight of Own Ego, Worst Marketing/Tie-In Consumer Rip-Off, Film that Should Have Skipped Theatres and Gone Straight To Video, and Film that Should have Skipped Video and Gone Straight to Inflight Movie.

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She’s this year’s Julia Roberts

When it comes to the Best Supporting Actress Oscar Jennifer Connelly is a lock to win.

Oh, and by the way, I’ll offer my predictions tomorrow!

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I found a bunch of stuff!

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

If there is a piece of music that you are looking for use Gemm to search the world for your music.

I found Orion The Hunter! Whoo hoo!!

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D’oh!

STREET DATE CHANGE

Don’t have a cow, man, it’s only a month. Fox has just announced a postponement for The Simpsons: The Complete Second Season box set, which is now set for a July 9 release. Retail price of $59.95 and features all stay the same.

Also of note is the discontinuation of the awesome “X-Men” DVD, with a new special edition version due out to coincide with the theatrical/video release of X-Men 2. Stay tuned for more…

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I wish I had a computer!

New “Spider-Man” trailer to debut online

“Spider-Man” will be spinning a new movie trailer on the world wide web next week.

Columbia Tri-Star has announced a new trailer for director Sam Raimi’s adaptation of Marvel Comics’ web-slinging hero will debut on the Spider- Man website starting Wednesday, March 27 at 9 a.m. Pacific Time, Noon Eastern.

“By placing this trailer exclusively online, we are giving fans everywhere an opportunity to get caught in Spider-Man’s worldwide web,” Columbia Tri-Star exec Geoffrey Ammer said in a press release.

“This Internet exclusive is also our way of saying ‘thank you’ to the online community that has so enthusiastically followed and supported the development and production of ‘Spider-Man’ over the past several years.”

The teaser, which heralds the movie’s May 3 opening, shows the titular hero (played by Tobey Maguire) patrolling the city, using his web-shooters to swing from building-to-building.

“Spider-Man” isn’t the only big upcoming movie courting the online audience lately. George Lucas’s upcoming “Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones,” was recently screened for online movie-gossip goofball Harry Knowles, who raved about the results at his Ain’t It Cool News movie website.

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I’m not watching this anymore

THIS IS THE LAST UPDATE

Okay, so I am sick of this show and the people on it, so I can’t promise that I will cover it again after today. The people on the show are, plain and simple, weenies! THey are just big, idiotic weenies! And the hot, big busted chick is now gone! So that’s another reason!

If you care, here’s the results from Epiosde 4 of “Survivor: Marquesas.”

She’s gone! Oh, I! I’d pay the devil to replace her, she’s gone! What went wrong (As sung by Hall and Oates)

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I WOULD PAY BIG MONEY TO SEE THIS SHOW!!!

SANS HALEN?

Sammy Hagar’s official Website is saying that the former Van Halen singer is talking about touring this summer with original Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth.

Whoa!!

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As if this is the one thing that would make you watch

MACCA MEETS OSCAR

It was announced yesterday that Paul McCartney will perform his Oscar-nominated song, “Vanilla Sky,” at this Sunday’s Academy Awards.

John Travolta and Maggie Smith have also been added as presenters.

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So he was diseased

SHE’S BEING TREATED

Pamela Anderson confirmed on Wednesday that she has hepatitis C, which she said she got from ex-husband Tommy Lee while sharing a tattoo needle with him. Hepatitis C, which can cause severe liver damage, is spread by blood-to-blood contact, often by sharing intravenous needles or through unprotected sex.

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I’ll offer my prediction tomorrow

Las Vegas oddsmakers are predicting a photo finish at this year’s Oscars. And not just because people will be taking pictures of the winners (Ha ha ha! I love that joke!).