Television

Who would want to watch these morons?!?

Oasis Wants the Osbournes Treatment Godfathers of Britpop Oasis have joined the stars lining up for the fly-on-the-wall treatment made famous in the hit show “The Osbournes,” which followed rock singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. Tour-bus footage of the […]

So do I

Voice of Bart Dreads ‘Simpsons’ End It’s been on the air since 1989, but “The Simpsons” actress Nancy Cartwright said she hopes the Fox TV series will go on forever. “I just want to say right now we are in […]

So she does get her looks from her Mom

‘Alias’ Will Lean on Olin as Spy Mom Lena Olin will join the cast of ABC’s “Alias,” signing on for a guaranteed 16 episodes next season. She’ll play the mother of secret agent Sydney Bristow (Jennifer Garner) whose identity served […]

Whooooo hoooooo!!!

Now Is Your Chance To Catch Up On One Of The Year’s Best Shows NBC is giving us a Summer “Scrub- a- thon!”

The books are actually about something, instead of nothing, which is nice for a change.

JERRY’S RETURN?!?! ABC is giving the greenlight to a new half-hour comedy based on the bestselling series of books, “Letters From a Nut,” featuring introductions by Jerry Seinfeld. The books feature writer Ted L. Nancy (who some, myself included, believe […]

Here’s hoping for Gratuitous nudity

E! Busts Out with Anna Nicole Smith Bio Series From aging rocker to embattled Playmate: The first new cable bio series to follow MTV’s hit “The Osbournes” will center on Anna Nicole Smith. E! Networks has greenlit a weekly half-hour […]

Maybe I can get Brian Williams’ old job!

Why Can’t Bob Cole Retire? NBC became the first major network to appoint a successor to its chief anchorman in nearly two decades, announcing Tuesday that Brian Williams will take over from Tom Brokaw on “Nightly News” in 2004.

Don’t call it a comeback, he’s been here for years!

My Mother Still Watches The Show Every Night Alf is mounting a comeback.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was rich!

Trekkies Bid on the Holy Grail One rich Trekkie this summer will be able to say with confidence, “I have the conn.” Captain Kirk’s command chair — from which he maintained “conn” (control of the bridge) — was created at […]

If you thought the musical episode was a bad idea…

Britney Spears may be joining the cast of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER next season. Britney Spears is rerportedly set to spook fellow blonde babe Sarah Michelle Gellar in hit TV show Buffy The Vampire Slayer. The singer is reported to […]