Here’s the funniest story you’ll read today

A St. Louis jewelry salesman who sold Penthouse Magazine a video of a topless sunbather misidentified as Anna Kournikova testified on Tuesday he mistook the woman for the tennis star because of the diameter of her nipples. Umm, if you […]

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’?

IT’S THE GLADI-EATER A British paper reports “Gladiator” heartthrob Russell Crowe is now fighting flab in preparation for his next big warrior movie role. Britain’s Sun newspaper says Crowe has packed on more than 20 pounds since his flex-flaunting role […]

Macca Is Going Bacca Up The Aisle Chewbacca (I needed to add the Wookie to the end to make it all rhyme a third time).

So it’s true. You can’t buy him love. Paul McCartney says that his kids are unhappy about his upcoming nuptuals.

So give it to her!

Roberts Pleads for Research Funds Actress Julia Roberts, choking back tears as she described the death of a 10-year-old girl with Rett syndrome, appealed Thursday for more money to research the neurological disorder that mainly afflicts young girls. “This is […]

Can Ozzy read?

Osbournes Get $3 Million Book Deal Dyslexic rocker Ozzy Osbourne and his colorful clan, the stars of MTV’s hit reality series “The Osbournes,” are now making waves in the publishing world. In a deal worth more than $3 million, the […]

It wasn’t true!

Scotty Is Recovering We reported yesterday that James Doohan, who played Scotty on STAR TREK, had slipped into a coma. Now comes word from Doohan’s agent, “James has been a client of mine for almost 30 years. For an 82-year-old […]


Layne Staley Cause of Death Determined The Seattle coroner’s office has determined that Alice in Chains lead singer Layne Staley died of an overdose caused by a speedball – a fatal mixture of heroin and cocaine. The drugs were self […]

I got an email from Eddie Van Halen today!

Is Van Halen, The Band, Still Alive? Even though they have no recording contract it looks as if we haven’t heard the last from Van Halen. Eddie sent me a message in an email this morning: Message From Eddie I […]

This is sad news

Star Trek’s Scotty Falls Into Coma The Sy Fy Portal Web site posted a report that James Doohan has slipped into a coma after suffering a recurrence of pneumonia and is not expected to recover. The site based the report […]

I would buy some cookies if only I could find out where to get them!

Willis Buys Cookies For Troops Nine-year-old Girl Scout Tallulah Belle Willis, daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and cousins Katie and Hayley Rogers wanted to bring a taste of home to Operation Enduring Freedom troops overseas and Girl Scout […]