Category: Defies a category!

…The History Of Beer.

This Is A True Story
If you like to eat, get ready to have to buy another airline seat.

Ah, my long gone youth!

U.S. FHM Releases It’s Top 100 Sexiest Women List
Tennis babe Anna Kournikova had an extra special present on her 21st birthday last Friday–she was named Sexiest Woman in the World, on both sides of the Atlantic.
Just two weeks after British readers of FHM magazine named the Russian their number one girl, she has been named sexiest woman by the US edition, too. The sexy sports star wasn’t even in the top 10 last year when Jennifer Lopez claimed the number one spot in the coveted annual list of pin-ups and she’s thrilled with the honor.
Kournikova says, “It’s extremely flattering, especially because it’s voted for by readers. I’m very excited about it.” It was also a good poll for Britney Spears, who moved up from number three to number two on the list, and Halle Berry, who rose from seven to three. Meanwhile, Tom Cruise must have been a little upset. His ex, Nicole Kidman, shot up the Top 100 list from 61 to 28, while his current girlfriend, Spanish actress Penelope Cruz, could only manage to stumble from 70 on last year’s survey to 68.
The top 20 girls on the U.S. FHM list are:
1. Anna Kournikova
2. Britney Spears
3. Halle Berry
4. Alyssa Milano
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Jessica Alba
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar
10. Carmen Electra
11. Pamela Anderson
12. Nikki Cox
13. Jennifer Aniston
14. Denise Richards
15. Tiffani Thiessen
16. Charlize Theron
17. Christina Aguilera
18. Jessica Simpson
19. Lucy Liu
20. Ashley Judd

Have You Ever Wondered? Not Even Once?!?
How come Spider-Man never gets any action? Find out while enjoying “Sex and the Single Superhero.”

I Am So Pleased!
THE CARE BEARS ARE BACK!
Oh yeah, baby!

BLAME HOLLYWOOD
A French politician on Wednesday calling for a ban on the Scream trilogy after a 17-year-old teenager said he was inspired by the movies to stab a schoolmate to death.

God Save The Queen!
Man that Queen can really move!

Today’s most incredible story!
Let Screech teach you to play chess.

Carolina (Hartford) Advances To Their First Stanley Cup Final
I am saddened!
I am devastated!
Not only did my beloved Leafs get eliminated from The Stanley Cup Playoffs last night, but within 10 seconds of Carolina scoring the power went off in my apartment!
The lights went out on the Leafs season, and then the lights went out in my apartment.
In my moment of sadness I was alone in the dark with just that.
Alone, alone, alone…
I remain devastated even as I write this, almost an hour after the 45 minute power outage.
Sniff, sniff!
I guess we’ll get ’em next year!
Dan Reynish