Get Ready For A Bad Pun

Seriously! Get ready for a bad pun. Are you ready? Then here it is: In the wake of the events of September 11th, patriotic American music is exploding on the charts. Hey! I warned you it was bad. But was […]

Is That Hakuna Matata?

The next installment of Survivor will take place at the beach. In a place called Nuku Hiva. It means “…no worries.”

Dream This Buddy

Here is some good news. The horrible show “Inside Schwartz” will be benched during November sweeps. Please NBC, bring back Jesse!

This Week’s New Releases

Here are the new DVD and video releases for Tuesdat, October 23rd, 2001 MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: SPECIAL EDITION (DVD) Yes, you read that right. A Special Edition! And man is it special. In addition to a whole […]

Quick Hits

– FOX has ordered a full season of the incredible show UNDECLARED– NBC has picked up SCRUBS for a full season– CBS has ordered a full season of episodes for THE GUARDIAN– A&E will rebroadcast last week’s THIRD WATCH special […]

This Week’s New Releases

Here are this week’s new music releases for Tuesday, October 23rd, 2001 BT: R&R (Nettwerk)APHEX TWIN Drukqs (Sire)HOPE SANDOVAL Bavarian Fruit Bread (Rough Trade)INCUBUS Morning View (Epic/Immortal)BUSH Golden State (Atlantic)ENIGMA: LSD – Love Sensuality Devotion (Virgin)DAVE MATTHEWS BAND Live In […]

Take A Minute To Laugh

“I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.” -Steven Wright ***“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” -Rita Rudner ***“Last week Human Resources said they […]

Millions Of Teenage Boys Can’t Be Wrong

Britney Beats Off Wild Boars BRITNEY SPEARS is helping German farmers beat off a plague of wild boars – by scaring the pigs with her music. The animals are destroying crops in Germany but can’t be shot because they’re a […]

Rocky 6: Adrian, Who Am I?

Sly’s Twenty Big Reasons to Star in Rocky Six SYLVESTER STALLONE is set to rake in $26 million by starring in ROCKY SIX. SLY has admitted he’s planning a final film outing for former heavyweight champion ROCKY BALBOA. The fifth […]

Could Spacey Lose To Himself?

When the Academy Awards are handed out next March, could Kevin Spacey lose to himself? Maybe!