This Week’s New Releases

Here are this week’s new music releases for Tuesday, October 23rd, 2001 BT: R&R (Nettwerk)APHEX TWIN Drukqs (Sire)HOPE SANDOVAL Bavarian Fruit Bread (Rough Trade)INCUBUS Morning View (Epic/Immortal)BUSH Golden State (Atlantic)ENIGMA: LSD – Love Sensuality Devotion (Virgin)DAVE MATTHEWS BAND Live In […]

Take A Minute To Laugh

“I have an existential map; it has ‘you are here’ written all over it.” -Steven Wright ***“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” -Rita Rudner ***“Last week Human Resources said they […]

Millions Of Teenage Boys Can’t Be Wrong

Britney Beats Off Wild Boars BRITNEY SPEARS is helping German farmers beat off a plague of wild boars – by scaring the pigs with her music. The animals are destroying crops in Germany but can’t be shot because they’re a […]

Rocky 6: Adrian, Who Am I?

Sly’s Twenty Big Reasons to Star in Rocky Six SYLVESTER STALLONE is set to rake in $26 million by starring in ROCKY SIX. SLY has admitted he’s planning a final film outing for former heavyweight champion ROCKY BALBOA. The fifth […]

Could Spacey Lose To Himself?

When the Academy Awards are handed out next March, could Kevin Spacey lose to himself? Maybe!

The Name Potter Still Makes Me Pause

Harry Potter Set to Smash All Records Movie industry experts predict that HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE will become the all-time number one smash when it is released on 16 November, 2001. The film version of author J.K.ROWLING’s first […]

The Best Smile In Hollywood Is Now A Part Of History

Julia Roberts will smile for “Mona Lisa.” Now if she’d only smile for Dan Reynish.

There’s A New People’s Champ

“Star Wars: Episdoe I- The Phantom Menace” becomes a menace to “The Mummy Returns” DVD record. Not a big surprise as the latter really sucks.

Thank The Lord!

“Undeclared” is declared. A hit that is! Do not miss it!! This is television’s best show!

He’s Gathered No Moss

Former Rolling Stones bass player Bill Wyman celebrates his 65th. So now he can retire…Oh, yeah! That’s right. He did that years ago.