January 31, 2002
But Will They Medal?

Two lovely Canadian ladies Alanis Morissette and Nelly Furtado, are going to the Olympics!

Posted by Dan at 11:34 AM
Yes, They Made Ten Of These Movies!

Jason X will finally see the light of day!

Posted by Dan at 11:31 AM
I'm As Giddy As A Little Girl For This Movie!

BEST IN SHOW WHILE WAITING FOR GUFFMAN

"Waiting for Guffman" and "Best In Show" director and star Christopher Guest is reteaming with co-writer Eugene Levy for an untitled ensemble comedy about the world of folk music. The project would also feature original folk tunes from Guest and his former Spinal Tap cohorts.

Posted by Dan at 11:29 AM
Mom Always Said That "...Everyday Is Kids Day!"

SHOULD WE BE SUSPICIOUS?

Michael Jackson has told Vibe magazine that the world should set aside an annual holiday to celebrate children. "There's a Mother's Day and there's a Father's Day, but there's no Children's Day," he said, adding that it would mean a lot for world peace.

Posted by Dan at 11:27 AM
Hey, Remember The 80's? Well How About The 60's? Or the 50's?

This year's Super Bowl sponsors are waxing nostalgic.

Posted by Dan at 11:24 AM
This Story Makes Me Feel Conflicted

The DVD Hacker guy vows to keep challenging the ruling against him.

Posted by Dan at 11:22 AM
January 30, 2002
Is Indy Racing To DVD?

SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE REFERENCED THIS STORY THIS AFTERNOON, BUT HERE IT IS IN IT'S REPORTED FORM FROM The Digital Bits.

Now then... this is UNOFFICIAL. We've been told by various sources that at least SOME work has been done to get Raiders of the Lost Ark closer to release on DVD. Word is that the films would be released one per year, as 2-disc special editions. And our friends at The Force.net have received an interesting report on this subject. Apparently, director Steven Spielberg paid a surprise visit to a film class at USC last week. During a Q&A with the students, he mentioned that he doesn't do audio commentaries for his work because he thinks they detract from the film experience (which we already knew). More importantly, however, he revealed that he recently turned down a request from George Lucas to record commentaries for the DVD release of the Indiana Jones films. Which confirms that at least some serious thought is being given by Lucasfilm to releasing them. Does that mean we can expect to see Raiders on disc in 2002?

Only George Lucas knows for sure.

Posted by Dan at 02:18 PM
It's An Open Book

In her new book Rosie O'Donnell comes out to let everyone know about it.

Well it's about time!

Posted by Dan at 10:17 AM
The Man Who Was There

DOUBLE TROUBLE

The great Joel and Ethan Coen are in talks to write an update of the 1966 British caper comedy, "Gambit", about a British thief who conspires with a beautiful woman to rob a rich guy of his expensive statue, but the heist is imperiled by a series of double crosses. Hugh Grant is in talks to star.

Posted by Dan at 10:13 AM
I Didn't Even Know About This Movie!

The lost View Askew film comes to DVD

In 1995, between the production of "Mallrats" and "Chasing Amy", the cast and characters from those films took a side trip to make a small independent film relatively unknown to fans of the View Askew Universe. Although not directed by Kevin Smith himself, the film weaves in and out of his worlds and the surreal nature of his films. Drawing Flies is coming to DVD soon from indieDVD.

Slackers in Vancouver B.C. lose their welfare checks and head for a cabin in the woods to save cash or so they believe. In actuality their guide Donner (Jason Lee) leads them further and further into the forest on a delusional pursuit of Bigfoot.

Two audio commentaries will accompany the film, the first with directors Malcolm Ingram and Matthew Gissing, the second with actors Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Renee Humphrey, Carmen Lee and Producers Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith.

An introduction to the film by Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith explains the film, and additional footage integrated into the film, bloopers, deleted scenes, and several stories by Kevin Smith round out the features.
Described by Smith as "the best film that we were ever involved with, that was shot in Canada, that wasn't Good Will Hunting.",

"Drawing Flies" is coming to DVD on February 26th with a suggested retail price of $19.98.

Posted by Dan at 12:28 AM
So Who Got Snubbed?

Whenever there are people who get nominated for awards there are people who don't get nominated. Want to see who got snubbed by the Screen Actor's Guild Award nominations.

I'll give you a hint, they deserved to be nominated!

Posted by Dan at 12:24 AM
January 29, 2002
The Oscar Race Just Got Clearer

The Screen Actors Guild has named it's award nominees. Generally the people nominated for SAG Awards get an Oscar nod as well.

Posted by Dan at 10:43 AM
I Sure Hope Not!

Was Van Halen dumped from Warner Bros. Records?

Posted by Dan at 02:33 AM
We Have A Title!!

Title & Date for New HARRY POTTER

Author J.K. Rowling said on A&E's BIOGRAPHY that her next book, HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, will be released this summer.

Let the hype begin!

Posted by Dan at 02:25 AM
Lord Of The Rings News!

LORD OF THE RINGS Returning To Theaters In March

According to The NEW YORK POST, NEW LINE CINEMA plans to re-release THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING after the OSCARS in March, with a preview of its sequel, THE TWO TOWERS, attached at the end.

Posted by Dan at 02:24 AM
Me Likes Movies Made From Comics

Sean Connery is in Talks for THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN

According to The HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, Sean Connery is in early talks to star in the adaptation of the Alan Moore comic miniseries THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN. Stephen Norrington (Blade) will direct the FOX film, which has literary characters including Captain Nemo, Dr. Jekyll, Allan Quarterman, and Mina Harker teaming up to stop an evil madman.

Posted by Dan at 02:22 AM
Today's New Releases

Ohh, baby! It's another great day for New DVD Releases! So here's a look at the new releases for Tuesday, January 29th, 2002.

THE PRINCESS AND THE WARRIOR (VHS & DVD)- The director and star of RUN LOLA RUN return with another modern day classic!

BULLY (VHS & DVD)
GROUNDHOG DAY: SPECIAL EDITION (DVD)
RAT RACE (VHS & DVD)
CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION (VHS & DVD)
ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (VHS & DVD)
BEVERLY HILL'S COP: SPECIAL EDITION (DVD)
BEAST WARS (VHS & DVD)
THE AWFUL TRUTH: COMPLETE 2nd SEASON (DVD)
THE CONCERT FOR NEW YORK (VHS & DVD)

Plus... DVD releases of BABY'S DAY OUT, BREAKING AWAY, MY BODYGUARD, ROOKIE OF THE YEAR, THE SANDLOT, BRIGHT EYES, DIMPLES, HEIDI, BEVERLY HILLS COP 2 & 3, COP LAND, SIRENS, and VHS releases of BABY TAKE A BOW, THE BLUBIRD, THE LITTLEST REBEL.

Posted by Dan at 02:20 AM
Here's Some Sad TV News

UNDECLARED Is Going On Hiatus, And THE TICK Is Done

This one makes me sad to report. Truly sad! FOX is placing UNDECLARED on hiatus to add ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE on March 19th, while TITUS will disappear on March 27th to make way for the premiere of GREG THE BUNNY.

The network aired its final episode of THE TICK last week.

Sniff, sniff...what's next? Will FOX cancel The Simpsons?

Posted by Dan at 02:16 AM
Today's New Releases

HERE ARE THE NEW MUSIC RELEASES FOR Today, Tuesday, January 29th, 2002

CHEMICAL BROTHERS Come With Us (Astralwerks)
N.E.R.D. In Search Of... (Virgin)
NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN Body & Soul (Real World)
THIEVERY CORPORATION Sounds From the Verve Hi-Fi
LO FIDELITY ALLSTARS Don't Be Afraid of Love
DAWN ROBINSON Dawn (Q/Atlantic)
SHAGGY Mr. Lover Lover: Best of...
CRACKER Forever (Back Porch)
MOODROOM Hung Up On Breathing (Fowl)

Plus... ASPHALT JUNGLE, BLIND MELON, DAVID BRIDIE, CITIZEN COPE, DJ ENCORE, DREAM THEATER, ECHOBRAIN, JULIA FORDHAM, JACK JOHNSON, JOI, ROY JONES, MONTELL JORDAN, KING DIAMOND, MARC MOULIN, JOHN SCOFIELD, BEN TAYLOR, TEENAGE FANCLUB & JAD FAIR, THE UNDECIDED, UNWRITTEN LAW, WEST COAST BAD BOYZ, HANK WILLIAMS III, X-ECUTIONERS, and the soundtrack to LONGSHOT.

Posted by Dan at 02:14 AM
And He Just Got Married Too!

I told you last week that Fox was trying to lure Conan O'Brien away from NBC. Now NBC has announced that it plans to keep Conan.

Posted by Dan at 12:44 AM
The Movie Is So Bad No One Wants to Be Associated WIth It!

Universal is suing MGM over the new ads for the flop "Rollerball."

Y'see, the ad says, and I quote, "...from the filmmakers that brought you 'The Fast And The Furious' and 'Die Hard.'"

I smell a bomb!!

Posted by Dan at 12:40 AM
Wait! It Might Still Be Called "Goldmember!"

New Line Cinemas is vowing to fight, thus Austin Powers is battling James Bond over the title of "Goldmember."

I say loosen up MGM! Let us have our Goldmember!

Posted by Dan at 12:37 AM
January 28, 2002
Do You Want To Know?

The Dark Horizons might have the script for Star Wars : Episode II- Attack Of The Clones.

Beware! Plot spoilers ahead!

Posted by Dan at 04:33 PM
Or Is He?

David Duchovny originally said that he would never return to the show that made him a star. Now, with the series ending, one of the producers is saying that Duchovny is likley to return for the series' two- part finale.

But will The Smoking Man return as well?

Posted by Dan at 12:12 PM
This Award Is Called A "Bafta"

The Awards seaons rolls on as Britain announces it's British Academy Film Awards nominees.

Posted by Dan at 12:06 PM
What's Coming Out On DVD Soon, Dan?

It's been a busy weekend of searching the internet to find out the release dates for some of the DVD titles you are curious about, but here is what I found out:

Universal's "Back to the Future Trilogy" is set to street in July, with "E.T.- The Extra Terrestrial" following in August. Warner's "The Majestic" is tentatively set for May 12th. A "Blue Velvet: Special Edition" in the works for release later in 2002 at MGM, along with "Spaceballs" and "Thelma & Louise." Warner's "The Color Purple" is also expected to be released as a special edition this year, as are "Amadeus" and "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (the latter will both be 2-disc releases).

Fox's "Speed: Five Star Collection" should be announced soon, although "True Lies" has been pushed back on the slate, probably due to the September 11th attacks.

Criterion is working on "The Fireman's Ball," and has plans to do Wes Anderson's "Bottle Rocket" and "The Royal Tenenbaums" as well. Artisan is working on "Glengarry Glen Ross" for March, and the long-awaited "Frank Herbert's Dune: Special Edition" (for mid-year).

They also have the "Reservoir Dogs: 10th Anniversary Edition" (due in July now), and a special edition of "It's a Wonderful Life" due in September that's expected to include lost footage. A new special edition of "Stargate" is also due in September.

The good people at Columbia TriStar are already at work on "Black Hawk Down," and their "Jerry Maguire: Special Edition" is due by mid-year.

And finally, Warner Bros. is planning to street their 2-disc "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" on May 28th, 2002. And their remake of "Ocean's 11" will arrive on DVD on May 7th.

There! Now you are as up to date as I am.

Posted by Dan at 12:44 AM
I Feel So Old Watching That Channel Now

I spent some time watching MuchMusic this weekend for the first time in a long time. The problem that has kept me away from the channel was that the only person on the channel that has anything engaging to say is a sock puppet. None of the on -air "humans" have anything to say. My dilemma here is that I like to watch music videos, but have no outlet that serves me.

**Sigh**

And this weekend proved that MuchMusic is no longer interested in having people like me, 34 year old pop culture and music lovers, as viewers.

This weekend an 18 year old Vancouver guy won MuchMusic's VJ search. Now I spent some time watching the kid that won, so I have to ask, how hard did they look in their "search"?

Like I said, I feel so old watching the channel. Maybe I should just play my old 8- Tracks and forget music videos.

But if my 13 year old nephew gets a job at MuchMusic next, I will watch again!

See you Much! It's been nice knowing you!

Posted by Dan at 12:35 AM
Weekend Box Office

I almost hate to admit this, but the best film I saw this weekend was the chick- flick "A Walk To Remember." But even though I went to see the movie it finished number two at the weekend box office and "Black Hawk Down" contunes to lead the North American box office race.

Posted by Dan at 12:25 AM
SAD NEWS! It Will No Longer Be Called "Goldmember"

AUSTIN POWERS LOSES HIS "GOLDMEMBER TUSTLE

International superspy Austin Powers has just lost some of his mojo to James Bond.

The title of the upcoming third installment of the hit comedy franchise ``Austin Powers in Goldmember,'' has been ruled ''inadmissable'' by the Motion Picture Assn. of America (MPAA), following a protest by MGM/UA, home of the Bond films.

MGM and Bond producer Danjaq Prods. had claimed that New Line Cinema's Austin Powers title was an unauthorized parody of 1964's ``Goldmember,'' the third film in the Bond franchise.

New Line quietly took down its online promotional sites and began rescinding marketing materials on Friday, a day after the edict was handed down by the MPAA's three-member title administration arbitration panel, but has vowed to appeal.

Until the issue is resolved, New Line said in a statement it would refer to the film as ``the third installment of 'Austin Powers.''' It is scheduled for a July 26 release.

New Line added that ``the issue currently in dispute does not pertain to the title or content of the film. Indeed, in 1997, New Line's use of the title 'The Spy Who Shagged Me' was cleared by the MPAA. Thursday's hearing was solely about a procedural infraction, and nothing more, between New Line and the MPAA, which we are in the process of resolving privately. We find it unproductive and will not tolerate any deliberate attempts to manipulate the facts in the press to further aggravate this matter.''

In case anyone missed the joke, ``Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me'' echoes the title of the 1977 Bond film ``The Spy Who Loved Me.''

Despite using titles such as ``Octopussy'' themselves, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, its United Artists unit and Danjaq have always been notoriously humor-impaired when it comes to the Bond franchise: they have been known to sic hard-hitting Hollywood litigator Pierce O'Donnell on auto companies that had the temerity to use a well-dressed spy as the subject of a TV ad.

Similarly, MGM and UA would have loved to put a stop to the use of ``The Spy Who Shagged Me,'' but when they registered a protest with the MPAA in 1997, New Line countered the suit and won. This time, New Line apparently failed to go through the proper channels in its counter and, for now at least, does not have the right to use the ``Goldmember'' title.

``MGM/UA and Danjaq have a zero-tolerance policy towards anyone who tries to trade in on the James Bond franchise without authorization,'' an MGM spokesman said Friday.

Given MGM's attitude toward its sacred Bond cow, it's hard to believe that it would see fit to abandon its advantage at this point. New Line could conceivably fight the ruling under fair use in copyright law.

Rappers 2 Live Crew, for example, took their use of the Roy Orbison song ``Pretty Woman'' all the way to the Supreme Court, which then reached the explicit conclusion that a parody falls within the scope of the fair-use defense. It would, however, be impossible to market the film as ``Goldmember'' during that process.

A new title, then? New Line marketing president Russell Schwartz is certainly up to the task, but it would be a brain teaser: ``Goldmember'' is the name of one of four characters that ''Powers'' star Mike Myers portrays in the film.

Posted by Dan at 12:21 AM
I Took Karen Paynter To My Prom

He was a kid who didn't know how to relate to people so he took a Playboy Plamate to his prom.

I hope they keep in touch. Karen Paynter and I have drifted apart over the years.

Posted by Dan at 12:17 AM
I Sure Hope It's A Good Song!

In what I hope isn't a bid to be relevant again Pearl Jam honours Joey Ramone of their new single.

Posted by Dan at 12:14 AM
This Is Worth Repeating!

I told you about this last week, but I am still so excited about it that it must be reported again: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz will all be returning for "Shrek 2."

Whoooo hooooo!!!

Posted by Dan at 12:13 AM
His New Video Stars Anna!!!!!

Enrique Iglesias bumps George Harrison from the top of the UK charts.

The video for the chart topper stars Jennifer Love Hewitt. Iglesias' next video will stars Anna Kournikova. Oooh man, is she sexy!!!

Posted by Dan at 12:11 AM
The Nominations Will Be Announced in Three Weeks!

For his work helping filmmakers Robert Redford will receive an Honorary Oscar.

Posted by Dan at 12:09 AM
January 25, 2002
Whoo Hooo!!! There Will Be A Shrek 2!!!

Here's some good news to get you through the weekend. Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz are all coming back for "Shrek 2."

Posted by Dan at 08:20 PM
Hey Dan, What's New In Theatres This Weekend?

Well, if you are in the mood for a film this weekend you are in luck! There is a slew of new films opening up!

Michelle Pfeiffer and Sean Penn star in the "Oscar Craving" production I Am Sam, which is surprisingly NOT based on the work of one Dr. Suess.

Featuring a great cast, that includes "Memento" lead Guy Pierce, Disney remakes and releases The Count Of Monte Cristo, a film which is ripe for a parody; and if parody is in your mind this weekend, then see Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. Sure it's dumb! Sure, it's really stupid! But what else would you expect from the writer and director of "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"?!?

How about a date movie, Dan? Well, if you are calling a lady- friend to see a movie, then this weekend gives you the surprisingly entertaining A Walk To Remember. She will love it, and you for going. And honestly, and quite surprisingly, it really isn't that bad.

Bad had better not be the word I use after I see The Mothman Prophecies. This pseudo horror film looks good, and stars Laura Linney and Richard Gere, but I am a bit worried that it comes from the director of "Arlington Road," which I thought was horrible. Here's hoping the "phecies" part of "The Mothman Prophecies" is not all that we remember!

And that's new in theatres this weekend! Enjoy the popcorn!

Posted by Dan at 11:56 AM
Hey, This Is Our First Rumours Rumour!

ON THE PROWL

The New York Post is reporting that Fox is trying to lure Conan O'Brien away from NBC to host a new late-night talk show. His contract reportedly ends in September.

Posted by Dan at 11:41 AM
But Will She Deserve It This Time?

So, it's a decade later and Marisa Tomei has Oscar in her sights again.

Posted by Dan at 11:31 AM
Remembering A Great Man

He was a great man who was always very generous to me. He will be missed! He is already missed! Canadian broadcasting legend Peter Gzowski has died at 67.

Rest in peace, Sir!

Posted by Dan at 11:30 AM
January 24, 2002
Get Well Soon, Peter!

Canadian broadcasting legend Peter Gzowski is seriously ill in a Toronto hospital.

Good luck, my friend!!!

Posted by Dan at 01:01 AM
Don't Cry For Mariah

Even though she was let go from her recording contract, and given a $28 million payday, Mariah Carey will likley return to the top of the charts. Or so say the experts.

As for me, well I have nothing to say. Except we'll see. Yes we will see if the wind will cry Mariah again.

Posted by Dan at 12:56 AM
Where Were You When Creed Stopped Leading?

Creed is no longer number one. Now, Alan Jackson leads the music charts.

Posted by Dan at 12:53 AM
Now, They Don't Only Call Him Mr. Tibbs

Pioneering actor Sidney Poitier will receive an honourary Oscar.

Guess who's coming to dinner, indeed!

Posted by Dan at 12:50 AM
Free Her Now! Free Her Now!

I don't normally cover the latest fashion trends, even though I am quite stylin', but this one is too good to not cover. "Free Winona" t- shirts are the latest Los Angeles fashion trend.

Just don't steal them!

Posted by Dan at 12:47 AM
Because He Needs The Money? Or The Work?

Sylvester Stallone would love to bring both Rambo and Rocky back.

But would you go see them if he did?

Posted by Dan at 12:45 AM
January 23, 2002
Domo Arrigato Mr. Roboto (That's A Lyric From An 80's Hit Song)

Relive the decade that was! "That 80's Show" debuts tonight.

Man, I hope they make fun of Miami Vice!

Posted by Dan at 11:38 AM
This Is A Great Idea!

Right now there are awards for big name actors, director, editors and such, but how about an award for, ummmm, what's his name?

Posted by Dan at 11:34 AM
I Now Have More Information For You On...

...Indiana Jones And The Big Sequel.

Posted by Dan at 11:31 AM
Wasn't This Foretold in "Trainspotting"?

"First you've got it. Then you've lost it." That was the quote from "Trainspotting" that now seems to be coming to fruition as the music labels are pulling the plug on established and fading stars.

Who's next? Watch your step Backstreet Boys, Michael Jackson and Pearl Jam! And good luck to Foo Fighters and Weezer. I hope your new discs sell millions!

Posted by Dan at 11:29 AM
Remember To Not Forget

ANOTHER TENACIOUS UPDATE

Don't forget that The Self Proclaimed World's Greatest Rock and Roll Band, TENACIOUS D, will appear on NBC's LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY this evening, January 23rd, 2002.

How about The D, on TV? Does that move you?

Posted by Dan at 04:52 AM
If You Are Keeping Track

ANOTHER MILESTONE

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone surpassing Independence Day and Return of the Jedi over the weekend to become the eighth biggest-grossing film in history. The film has grossed $309.7 million so far.

Posted by Dan at 04:49 AM
The Wouldn't Let A Song Appear In "Almost Famous", but...

GET THE LED IN

Cadillac has recruited Led Zeppelin to help make its line of cars more appealing. The auto maker will use Zep's classic "Rock and Roll" in a new series of TV ads. It's the first time the legendary band has sold one of its songs for a commercial.

I feel sad right now!

Posted by Dan at 04:48 AM
Whoever Wins This, Wins The Oscar

As the awards show season rages on The Director's Guild has announced it's nominees.

Posted by Dan at 04:45 AM
Who's Next?

The TV news personality wars continue as CNN hires ABC's Connie Chung.

Posted by Dan at 04:44 AM
Guten Tag! Comme in! Das vater is gut!

Brian Wilson has caught a new wave, to Europe.

Posted by Dan at 04:42 AM
Finally!

Pat Summerall is finally stepping down as a football broadcaster.

Bob Cole, you're next! Please?!?

Posted by Dan at 04:41 AM
There Is No Such Thing As A False Rumour!

After weeks of trying to find out of it was true, we now know that the rumour was true! EMI has dumped Mariah Carey, but given her a $28 million pay- off.

I'd go away too for that kind of money!

Posted by Dan at 04:39 AM
January 22, 2002
A Spacey Spoof

If you missed it on Saturday Night Live you should watch Kevin Spacey spoofing "Star Wars." May the force be with YOU!

Posted by Dan at 01:04 PM
She Gave Us Fever

Jazz vocalist Peggy Lee has died at the age of 81. R.I.P.

Posted by Dan at 11:04 AM
What's A Maladroit?

Weezer gives new album an actual title

Weezer's next album will have a name instead of a colour.

The band's website confirmed that Weezer's new disc has been dubbed "Maladroit," after the name was suggested by a fan on the group's bulletin board.

Dubbing the album "Maladroit" "means that the 'colour' theme will not be revisited this time around. Maladroit, by the way, means inept, clumsy, awkward or unskilled.

The site said the new disc will include "Take Control," "Dope Nose" and "Keep Fishin'," all of which were tried out in concert during the last year. The band has also been posting demos for the new album online. Want to hear some of those demos?

Posted by Dan at 01:56 AM
INDIANA JONES 4 IS A GO! We Have A Go Picture!

Indiana Jones 4 is finally set to go! FINALLY!!

Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford have still got an Indiana Jones thing going on. Foxnews.com reports that the fourth Indiana Jones film will be Spielberg's next project, once he completes work on "Catch Me If You Can," with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. "We have a title, but we're not ready to announce it," Spielberg told Foxnews.com after Sunday's Golden Globe Awards, which honoured Ford with a career-achievement prize.

Spielberg also revealed that his wife, Kate Capshaw, will appear in the film. Ford told Foxnews.com that the only hesitation in returning to the Indy Jones character was the lack of a decent screenplay.

"It was always about getting the right script, and now we have it," he said. Over the years, a number of screenplays and rumours have circulated through movie-buff circles, involving everything from Jones fending off an alien invasion to discovering the lost continent of Atlantis.

One screenplay, later reported to be the work of an over-ambitious fan, was dubbed "Indiana Jones And The Sons Of Darkness," and featured the daredevil archeologist battling Russians to retrieve part of Noah's Ark. Still another involved flying saucers and Area 51, but the strangest of all was "Indiana Jones And The Garden Of Life," which saw Jones searching for signs of Adam and Eve.

In June 2000, it was reported that "The Sixth Sense" writer-director M. Night Shyamalan had been hired to write a screenplay for a sequel to be filmed in 2002. There's no indication so far of which scenario will be tackled in "Indiana Jones 4," or whether Shyamalan's screenplay is the version to which all parties have agreed.

Meanwhile, as Spielberg prepares for "Catch Me If You Can" and "Indiana Jones 4," he's also editing his upcoming film "Minority Report," a futuristic thriller with Tom Cruise. His busy schedule means that Spielberg won't go ahead with his long-planned adaptation of Arthur S. Golden's best-selling novel "Memoirs Of A Geisha."

"I'm not going to do it," Spielberg told Foxnews.com. "It's over."

But, there will finally be an Indiana Jones 4!! Man, do I hope it's better than A.I.- Artificial Intelligence!

Posted by Dan at 01:50 AM
James Bond 20 News

The Virtually Unknown Rosamund Pike Joins The New JAMES BOND Movie

Rosamund Pike (Wives and Daughters) will play Miranda Frost in the upcoming James Bond film, joining Halle Berry as the film's two main Bond girls.

In related news, Pierce Brosnan has said he'll likely sign on to star in at least one more Bond movie.

Posted by Dan at 01:41 AM
Today's New Releases

After a pretty mild few months of winter, it is finally starting to get cold enough to just want to stay home and watch a movie. So here are the new releases for Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002.

KISS OF THE DRAGON (VHSr & DVD)- This Jet Li action-fest is a good but not great Luc Besson-produced film about a Chinese government agent who becomes trapped in a deadly conspiracy while on assignment in Paris. The DVD offers audio commentary from Jet Li, co-star Bridget Fonda, and director Chris Nathon, as well as a few featurettes and storyboard to scene comparisons. What the DVD does not do is explain why Bridget Fonda is in this movie.

ROCK STAR (VHS & DVD)- The once Marky Mark, Mark Wahlberg, and Jennifer Aniston star in this story of a "...wanna be, who got to be." You got to be skipping this one. Unless you like pure cheese. Then you should give it a shot! Just don't shoot your TV!

BULLY (VHS & DVD)
NINE INCH NAILS: AND ALL THAT COULD HAVE BEEN (VHS & DVD)
VENOMOUS (VHSr & DVD)
G-SAVIOUR (DVD)
STRANGE DAWN: STRANGE WORLD (VHS & DVD)
PURPLE NOON (DVD)
CHILDREN OF PARADISE (Criterion) (DVD)
BELLE DE JOUR (DVD)
LIVE FROM THE MET, Vol. 1 (DVD)
MATTER OF TRUST (VHS & DVD)
PLAYBOY: JOANIE LAURER NUDE - WRESTLING SUPERSTAR (VHS & DVD)
FARSCAPE #10: NERVE, HIDDEN MEMORY (DVD)
ARTHUR GOES ON A FIELD TRIP (VHS)
ARTHUR MAKES A MOVE (VHS)

Plus... Sell-through VHS & DVD releases of CARMEN JONES, HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK, THE FIVE HEART BEATS, SOUL FOOD, WAITING TO EXHALE and LIGHT IT UP.

Posted by Dan at 01:39 AM
Today's New Releases

With the Holidays now finally over, things are getting a bit more back to normal. Thus, here are the new music releases for Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002.

MARY LOU LORD Live City Sounds (Rubric)
SNEAKER PIMPS Bloodsport (Tommy Boy)
NINE INCH NAILS And All That Could Have Been (Nothing)
AZURE RAY November [EP] (Saddle Creek)
LUKA BLOOM Between the Mountain and the Moon (Bar/None)
AIR All Along Air (Knitting Factory)
BAD RELIGION The Process of Belief (Epitaph)
GILBY CLARKE Swag (Spitfire)
HEFNER Dead Media (Too Pure/Beggars Banquet)
KRS-ONE Spiritually Minded (Kela/In the Paint)
TEENAGE FANCLUB Howdy! (Thirsty Ear)
NITIN SAWHNEY Prophesy (V2)
JOHN WASHBURN Stumbling Still Warm (Wayward)

Plus... AMBEE, ARIA, BOHOLA, CORNELIUS, CRAVING THEO, DIMITRI FROM PARIS, THE DIRTMITTS, DJ ENRIE, ELBOW, FELIX DA HOUSECAT, KYL FISCHER, GASOLINE, BETH HARRIS, SARAH SHANNON, THE SUNSHINE FIX, ROSIE THOMAS and HANK WILLIAMS III.

Posted by Dan at 01:32 AM
Don't Forget!

A TENACIOUS UPDATE

Don't forget that The Self Proclaimed World's Greatest Rock and Roll Band, TENACIOUS D, will appear on NBC's LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY this Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002.

How about The D, on TV? Does that move you?

Posted by Dan at 01:30 AM
January 21, 2002
Someone's Having A Birthday!

I don't want to make a big deal over this, but I want to say Happy Birthday to my friend and anythingbut.com partner Dave.

Today is his birthday!

Happy Birthday buddy!

Posted by Dan at 01:38 AM
Honestly, We Need More Music Videos And Less Inane (read: Idiot) VJ's.

They don't, but a rival network is saying that MTV Canada plays too many videos. Just for fun, can you guess who the rival network is?!?

Posted by Dan at 01:28 AM
Jodie Is Back! And She's With David Fincher!

After taking a few years off to have some kids (unfortunately they aren't mine) Jodie Foster is back making movies again! And first up is a thriller with David Fincher, the director of "Seven" and "Fight Club!" So, do you want to see the trailer for "Panic Room"?

You should! Then get ready! The movie hits theatres March 8, 2002.

Posted by Dan at 01:24 AM
It's My Fault! I Forgot To Watch It On The Second Week. Sorry!

Hank Azaria's show has been yanked by NBC after only 2 weeks.

In a weird twist of fate, I've never been in a sitcom and I have done almost as many episodes as Hank Azaria.

Up next, I aim to score as many goals as Donald Brashear!

Posted by Dan at 01:20 AM
To No One's Surprise...

...the re- release of George Harrison's "My Sweet Lord" soars to the top of the British charts.

Are the North American charts next?

Posted by Dan at 01:17 AM
No Mariah Carey Didn't Win Best Actress

After a week of fun in the snow, "Personal Velocity" takes top honours at the Sundance Film Festival.

The next big festival in Utah? The Winter Olympics!

And it's doubtful Mariah Carey will win there either.

Posted by Dan at 01:11 AM
The Golden Globes Have Set The Stage For Oscar

The Academy Award nominations don't come out for almost a month, but with "A Beautiful Mind" winning 4 Golden Globes, and "Moulin Rouge" recieving 3, the stage is set for Oscar.

Here's the complete list of Globe winners and (now) Academy Award front runners.

But just remember, just because someone wins, doesn't mean they deserve to.

Posted by Dan at 01:09 AM
Weekend Movie Box Office

"Black Hawk Down" goes up to number one at the weekend box office.

Dan's review?: A great, but flawed movie.

Posted by Dan at 01:04 AM
January 18, 2002
The Magazine Has Stopped Talking

Talk magazine will be shutting down after it's February issue.

Don't blame me, just because I never read an issue. Oh, wait, maybe you should blame me!

Posted by Dan at 07:50 PM
I Guarantee You There Will Be No Hype Surrounding This Episode

Your prayers have been answered! David Duchovny will return for The X- Files season finale.

Posted by Dan at 11:09 AM
Hey Dan, What's New In Movie Theatres This Weekend?

Well, new this weekend in theatres is Ridley Scott's "Black Hawk Down" and Cuba Gooding, Jr. leads a team of "Snow Dogs." Personally, I am finally going to get a chance to see the luscious Jennifer Connelly, and some guy named Russell Crowe, in "A Beautiful Mind."

Yes, could I get a large popcorn and a medium Dr. Pepper please...

Posted by Dan at 12:46 AM
Giddy Up!!!

Director Ridley Scott is working on the ultimate "Blade Runner" DVD.

Ridley, here's a request: Put both versions of your movie, with and without narration, on the DVD.

Posted by Dan at 12:41 AM
Here's A Question For You

Does the new TRON DVD hold the key to the sequel?

You'll have to answer it on your own.

Posted by Dan at 12:39 AM
The Dance Continues

SUNDANCE FEVER

More films are getting picked up at the Sundance Film Festival, with Fox Searchlight paying $2.5 million for rights to John Malkovich's feature directorial debut, The Dancer Upstairs. Fine Line Features scored North American rights to the thriller Cherish and ThinkFilm paid more than $1 million for the rights to Gus Van Sant's Gerry, starring Matt Damon and Casey Affleck.

Posted by Dan at 12:36 AM
Now I'm Craving Lasagne

HE'S NOW A FEATURE FELINE

Lasagna-munching fat cat Garfield is getting the CGI treatment as 20th Century Fox is teaming up with creator Jim Davis for a feature based on the popular comic strip. The film will be live action with a computer-generated Garfield.

No word yet on whether Odie will appear or not.

Posted by Dan at 12:35 AM
The Spot Will No Longer Be Marked With X

THE TRUTH HURTS

Fox's The X-Files will be ending its run after nine seasons, series creator Chris Carter told reporters Wednesday. "It's the ninth inning. We want to go out on top," Carter told Variety. "We wanted to go out as a strong show." The series finale will air in May.

What I don't understand is why Carter things that they are "going out on top." The X- Files hasn't been on top since before we knew what "Whitewater" was.

Posted by Dan at 12:33 AM
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!!!!

The Boss goes Broadway?!?

Posted by Dan at 12:27 AM
January 17, 2002
For Mature Viewers Only

If you needa laugh, here's a look inside the mystery of Britney's Breasts.

Posted by Dan at 11:11 AM
Finally!

Fox is shutting down "The X- Files." But will Duchovny come back to say goodbye!?!

Posted by Dan at 10:55 AM
Want To Hear A Great Song?

It is not the best mixed song that you will ever hear, but juxtapose that SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT was mixed with BOOTYLICIOUS. Curious? Visit here and and click on soulwax-smellslikebooty.mp3.

Posted by Dan at 01:26 AM
I Only Bid $37,000! DAMN!!

BLIND DATE

California businessman Josh Judd will be forking over $38,000 via a charity auction to win a candlelit dinner date with Charlize Theron. The auction, held on eBay by Chivas Regal whiskey, raised money for the South African Children's Charity Project.

Lucky jerk!

Posted by Dan at 01:22 AM
That Will Be One Cute Baby!

UMA MOMMA

Uma Thurman and hubby Ethan Hawke welcomed their second child on Tuesday. No word on the sex of the baby, but I have: boy, 7 pounds, 15 ounces in the pool. The couple also have a daughter, 3-year-old Maya.

Posted by Dan at 01:20 AM
Macca Will Finally Be Seen By A Global Audience

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

As we told you yesterday Paul McCartney is slated to perform at the Super Bowl February 3rd in a tribute to America's heroes. McCartney will sing his new anthem "Freedom" joined by 500 young people representing 180 countries.

Posted by Dan at 01:19 AM
They Can't Call It "Blow", That Title Has Already Been Used For A Movie. Maybe They Can Call It "Head"? No That Was A Movie Starring The Monkees. How About, "Interiors"? No, That Was A Different Woody Movie. Oh I Give Up, Let Them Call It What They Want!

HBO is making a documentary movie on Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by Dan at 01:16 AM
You Will Not Believe This Story!

Here's one of those stories that are quite hard to believe! There's been some confusion over a Martin Luther King plaque. For the record, James Earl Jones is the actor, James Earl Ray isn't.

Posted by Dan at 01:10 AM
It's True! She's Been Hot For Years Now.

British singer, and worldwide babe, Dido is no newcomer. Maybe now she'll record a new album!

Posted by Dan at 01:08 AM
Lock Up Your Kids!!!!!

Ellen DeGeneres says that she wants to have children.

I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say: No, Ellen! Noooooooooo!!!!!!!

Posted by Dan at 01:06 AM
Join Us! One Of Us! One Of Us!!!!

Apple posts a profit and the new iMac is expected to spur sales. I can't wait to get one!

Posted by Dan at 01:03 AM
January 16, 2002
CD Covers

Have you been looking for artwork for your CD's? Need that hard to find Scritti Politti cover for a disc you have burned? Well, I am here to tell you about a place where you can go to download over 22,000 covers. It's CD Covers. Now, let's see, do they have Sly Fox? Or The Jitters? Or..., Oooh, man I hope they have Howard The Duck!!!!

Posted by Dan at 10:58 AM
Hey, Remember The 80's?

Some British Pop Stars of the 80's have fallen on hard times.

On a related note FOX's "That 80's Show" premieres one week from tonight!

Posted by Dan at 10:50 AM
Macca Will Sing For A Billion...People

Paul McCartney is going to sing at the Super Bowl.

Posted by Dan at 10:48 AM
She Has Julia's Vote

Defending champion Julia Roberts picks her favourite for the 2002 Oscar race. I'll give you a hint, she's proud to be a Coal Miner's Daughter...

Posted by Dan at 01:49 AM
An Update

A TED DEMME UPDATE

An autopsy on the body of director Ted Demme was inconclusive, but the cause of death "...appears to be natural causes," says a spokesperson for the Los Angeles Coroner. More tests will be forthcoming.

Demme, the director of The Ref and Blow, died Sunday after collapsing at a basketball game. He was 38.

Posted by Dan at 01:45 AM
Want To Own A Studio?

MGM is reportedly on the auction block.

Posted by Dan at 01:41 AM
I Still Can't Believe Whoopi Is Going To Be Hosting The Oscars Again!!! Oh, Sorry, This Story Is About The Grammys...Man, Whoopi Goldberg At The Oscars Again, I am still in shock!!! She Was Horrible! Really, Really Horrible!!!! Oh, Sorry Again, This Is A Grammy Story...

Comedian, and the host of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart is going to host The Grammys.

Man, Whoopi Goldberg, Ouch, why? WHY!!!!!!!!

Posted by Dan at 01:40 AM
W.G.A.- Stands For "Writers Guild Of America"

The Sopranos and The West Wing dominate the W.G.A. nominations.

Posted by Dan at 01:33 AM
Long Live The King!

After flirting with the Fox News Channel Larry King is close to a renewal deal with CNN.

Posted by Dan at 01:31 AM
How Many Do You Have?

How many of The Simpsons action figures do you have? What action figures you ask? Find out! Here'sThe Simpsons Action Figure Information Station.

Thanks for the tip Rod!

Posted by Dan at 01:29 AM
January 15, 2002
They Have Gorillaz, Canada Has Prozaak. Which Would You Rather? Which One Would Make You Think, "Man, Am I Glad To Be From (That) Country!"

Much in the same vein as Prozaak leading the way at the Junos a few years ago, Gorillaz are dominant at the Brit Award nominations.

Posted by Dan at 11:04 AM
I Know What I Want For My Birthday!

Here are the Updated specs on the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD

It looks like the folks at Buena Vista Home Entertainment have decided to give Kevin Smith fans a little more than expected. The upcoming special edition of Jay and Silent Bob will have quite a few more features than originally announced. Thanks BVHE!

Coming in Dolby Digital 5.1 and anamorphic widescreen, the film comes with an audio commentary with Kevin Smith, Scott Mosier and Jason Mewes, a behind the scenes featurette, deleted scenes with intros by Kevin Smith and guests, the Afroman "I Got High" and Stroke 9 "Kick Some Ass" music videos, still galleries, cast and crew filmographies, The Secret Stash with intros, a gag reel with intro, internet trailers with intro, TV spots, Comedy Central?s Reel Comedy, a featurettes with Morris Day and DVD-ROM content including a screenplay viewer, and a guide to Morris Day and The Time.

This truly packed DVD is still set to be released on February 26th, 2002, with a retail price of $29.99.

Posted by Dan at 11:02 AM
Today's New Releases

It's a big day for DVD, so here's a look at the new DVD and video releases for Tuesday, January 15th, 2002.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: COMPLETE 1st SEASON (DVD)- BUFFY makes it to DVD this week with a box set from Fox Home Entertainment featuring the complete 12-episode first season. This promising start to a show that has just gotten better and better is enhanced with a couple episodes with audio commentary from creator Joss Whedon.

TRON: 20th ANNIVERSARY COLLECTOR'S EDITION DVD)- I am so excited about this release I can't calm down enough to tell you what the extra goodies are. But it is a 2 disc set....Oh baby!!!!

WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER (VHSr & DVD)
AMERICAN PIE 2 (VHSr & DVD)
THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY (VHSr & DVD)
THE AWFUL TRUTH: COMPLETE 2nd SEASON (VHS & DVD)
DARIA: IS IT FALL YET (VHS & DVD)
BUBBLE BOY (VHS & DVD)
GLITTER (VHS & DVD)
TORTILLA SOUP (VHS & DVD)
GALE FORCE (VHSr & DVD)
PAVILLION OF WOMEN (VHS & DVD)

Plus... DVD releases of TOMBSTONE, NEWSIES, ROOTS, L.A. STORY, SABRINA, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, DIRTY DANCING, CAUGHT UP.

Posted by Dan at 12:46 AM
Have You Been Saving Your Money?

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION Is Coming As A Box Set

The first season of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION will be released in a seven-disc DVD box set on March 26th, 2002.

The PARAMOUNT Home Entertainment release features four fulscreen episodes per disc, with Dolby Surround audio and a new Dolby Digital 5.1 surround mix.

Additional highlights in the collection include a handful of documentaries relating to the relaunch of the show, and bits of cast and crew commentary on the episodes. Future season box sets will follow on a bi-monthly basis until the final season is released in March of 2003.

Posted by Dan at 12:42 AM
Oz Is Coming!

First Season of OZ Offered on DVD

HBO Home Video has announced plans to release the entire first season of its prison drama OZ on DVD on March 19th, 2002. Retailing at $64.98, the box set will include deleted scenes and audio commentary tracks from creator Tom Fontana and star Lee Tergesen.

Posted by Dan at 12:41 AM
See! He Is Stil Alive!

Major ALIAS Two-Parter Beginning Sunday

Quentin Tarantino will make his first appearance on ABC's ALIAS this Sunday night at 9 pm EST. In the two part episode, entitled "The Box," Tarantino plays the leader of a rogue organization who takes over SD-6 and holds its members hostage in hopes of exacting revenge on his former boss, Sloane.

With any luck Q's appearance will save thsi series which has been getting boring of late.

Oh, and also on the show, Sydney (Jennifer Garner) discovers some disturbing news about her mother's past.

Posted by Dan at 12:39 AM
"Roots" Was Not A Gardening Show, But It Did Help Grow Understanding

ROOTS Special This Friday Night

NBC will commemorate the 25th anniversary of the ABC miniseries ROOTS this Friday night at 8 with an hour-long documentary special. ROOTS: CELEBRATING 25 YEARS: THE SAGA OF AN AMERICAN CLASSIC is hosted by LeVar Burton and features interviews with stars Ben Vereen, Richard Roundtree, Ed Asner, as well as assorted celebrities whose lives were affected by the mini.

The only question I have is why ABC isn't airing the special?

Posted by Dan at 12:37 AM
If It Worked For Law & Order...

A CSI Spin-off is in the Works

The producers of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION are reportedly developing a spin-off of their hit CBS series. The show, which could be set in Miami, will be introduced in an episode of CSI in which the team from Las Vegas leave town to help their counterparts in another city investigate a crime.

Posted by Dan at 12:35 AM
Was It Too Good Too Catch On?

THE TICK Has a Short Life on FOX

As expected by many FOX has announced it won't order any additional episodes of THE TICK, instead replacing it midseason with the LARRY SANDERS-esque comedy GREG THE BUNNY, starring Eugene Levy, Seth Green, and Sarah Silverman.

Alas Tick, we hardly knew ye. But what we knew we liked.

Posted by Dan at 12:33 AM
It's Back! Finally!

THE JOB Returns This Week on ABC

THE JOB returns to ABC's line-up this Wednesday night at 9:30 pm EST. The offbeat dramedy's second season premiere finds McNeil (Denis Leary) and Pip (Bill Nunn) assigned to take the District Attorney's twelve-year-old daughter on a ride-along for her school paper.

This was one of the best shows on TV last year so hopefully this season is just as good. But can it be? We'll know at 10 pm EST on Wednesday!

Posted by Dan at 12:32 AM
Today's New Releases

Here's a look at the new music releases for Tuesday, January 15th, 2002.

CONCRETE BLONDE Group Therapy (Manifesto)
LINDA RONSTADT Cristal... (Sony Classical)
ALAN JACKSON Drive (Arista)
Various WE PRAISE YOU: TRIBUTE TO FATBOY SLIM (Hypnotic)

Plus... BLOOD FOR BLOOD, BOLT THROWER, BROOKLYN RUN, CONSUMERS, EDNIFY, EIGHT DAYS GONE, ELECTRIC HELLFIRE CLUB, FLESHCRAWL, PANOPTICA, TIM RUSHLOW, STREETWALKIN' CHEETAHS, JOHN WILLIAMS, and the soundtracks to GOSFORD PARK and A WALK TO REMEMBER.

Posted by Dan at 12:29 AM
Jack Black Is Where?

JACK BLACK & THE STROKES On Saturday's SNL

Critical darlings, and commercial flop, THE STROKES make their SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE debut this weekend, when ORANGE COUNTY star Jack Black hosts the show. The New York rock quintet will perform "Last Night" from their debut album "Is This It."

And in other Black news, TENACIOUS D will be the guests on the new, and so far no good show, LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY next Monday, January 21st, 2002.

Posted by Dan at 12:28 AM
And We Like Him Too!

Jerry Orbach likes his role on "Law & Order."

Posted by Dan at 12:22 AM
January 14, 2002
This Probably Won't Come As A Surprise

A bench warrant has been issued for Jay. Jay of "Jay and Silent Bob" fame.

Posted by Dan at 01:43 PM
R.I.P.

Well this one comes as a surprise! Director Ted Demme has died at the age of 38.

Posted by Dan at 10:57 AM
Bond 20 Has Begun!

Shooting has begun! Pierce Brosnan begins filming the latest James Bond film.

Posted by Dan at 10:54 AM
More New WEEZER Tunes!

Hey! There's 15 NEW, yes ever newer than the new ones last week, there's 15 NEW Weezer songs to be had at the band's website!

Posted by Dan at 02:24 AM
R.I.P.!

Comedy legend Frank Shuster has died. Rest in peace, Sir. And thanks!!!!

Posted by Dan at 02:21 AM
She Wants Another Alias

TV's Jennifer Garner eyes the female lead in "Daredevil." Yup, I would go and see her in that!

Posted by Dan at 02:16 AM
Good For Him!

Sorry ladies! Conan O'Brien got married on Saturday.

Posted by Dan at 02:15 AM
I Forgot They Were Even On

Favourites (obviously) dominate at The People's Choice Awards.

Posted by Dan at 02:13 AM
January 11, 2002
Bond 20 News

Everything is now confirmed! Bond is back for his 20th adventure!

Posted by Dan at 12:41 PM
Well This Is Good News!

BYE, BYE, BYE?

'N Sync's Joey Fatone has told a Florida radio station that the boy band's brief cameo in Star Wars: Episode II--Attack of the Clones is being cut "because people made a big deal about it." A Lucasfilm rep says it's too early to say whether the boys will make the cut or not.

Cut them, George, cut them!!!

Posted by Dan at 02:55 AM
I Watched It But I Don't Know Why!

It was 3 straight hours of "who cares about it" television, yet I watched it. Yes, in order to tell you what happened, I subjected myself to the show that no one cares about anymore. I did that so I could write the following link headline with authority. Are you ready? Well, here it is: Soccer pro Ethan has won Survivor 3- Africa.

Man, I wish I had something else to do last night!

PS- Survivor 4 hits the air on February 28, 2002.

Posted by Dan at 02:52 AM
January 10, 2002
14 New WEEZER Songs!!!!!

Hey want some new WEEZER music? Or, some new music from WEEZER! There are 14 new demos of songs for their new album at www.weezer.com!!!

And some of them are really great!!!

Posted by Dan at 11:24 AM
Why Are There No Tributes To Him In His Restaurants?

A & E is repeating their biography on the late Dave Thomas tonight.

Seriously, wouldn't you think there would be some memento of his passing in the Wendy's nearest you? The two nearest me have nothing. Well, the still have their Christmas lights up, but I don't think that is in tribute to their late founder.

Posted by Dan at 11:22 AM
Wow, Another Bad Awards Show! I Hope The People's Choice Awards Are Better!

It will likely go down as the worst awards show of the year, but that won't stop me from letting you know that Soul Divas lead the way at the 29th Annual American Music Awards.

And let me pose a rhetorical question: Why was Luther Vandross doing the tribute to George Harrison?!?!?!?

Posted by Dan at 11:16 AM
Bong Bong- Bang!

Former Law & Order actor in Vancouver hospital after beating.

Posted by Dan at 11:10 AM
Thats Not All She Has!!!

The lovely Jennifer Connelly has a "mind" of her own.

Posted by Dan at 11:07 AM
Storm Is Bond-ed

BOND-ING

Thanks to producers of the X-Men sequel who have rejiggered her schedule, actress Halle Berry will be making time to star opposite Pierce Brosnan in the 20th James Bond adventure, playing a fierce femme fatale named Jinx. The pic starts shooting on Monday.

Posted by Dan at 11:04 AM
I Never Got To Help Her Get Off

COURTWATCH

Ex-Baywatcher Yasmine Bleeth has been sentenced in Michigan to two years' probation on a cocaine-possession charge. As part of a plea deal, she must also undergo regular drug tests, serve 100 hours of community service and pay court costs.

And unfortunately, community service does not include dating guys like me. Sniff, sniff!

Posted by Dan at 11:03 AM
Good Luck To You Julia (No, The Other Julia)

POST-SEINFELD, TAKE THREE

NBC has announced a Tuesday 8:30 p.m. timeslot for the midseason premiere of Julia Louis-Dreyfus' new comedy, Watching Ellie.

Posted by Dan at 11:01 AM
Scrubs Rock!

COMING BACK

NBC has announced that it has already renewed three of its rookie shows for next season. Scrubs, Crossing Jordan and Law & Order: Criminal Intent will all be back next fall.

Wooo hoo!

Posted by Dan at 11:00 AM
The P.O.S. Is The Favourite!

NITWIT OUTWITS, OUTLASTS

Las Vegas oddsmakers betting on tattooed schemer Lex van den Berghe to win the $1 million grand prize on tonight's Survivor: Africa finale. Lex is the 2-1 favorite, followed by 5-2 odds for goat farmer Tom Buchanan, 3-1 odds for soccer player Ethan Zohn and 4-1 odds for retired teacher Kim Johnson.

Posted by Dan at 10:59 AM
Where's Butch Been All These Years?

DANCE FEVER

The 2002 Sundance Film Festival is kicking off today, after getting bumped up to make way for the Winter Olympics. On Sunday, actor Benicio Del Toro will pick up the Piper-Heidsieck Tribute to Independent Vision Award at the festival.

Posted by Dan at 10:58 AM
January 09, 2002
Hey Dan, Is There An Awards Show On That I Can Watch Tonight?

Why yes there is! This is Awards Show season and from now until March there is at least one Awards Show a week!

Tonight, it's the ANNUAL AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS.

Essentially a popularity contest combined with album sales tallies, The "AMA"'s boasts the usual suspects on its roster of performers and presenters. Britney Spears, Usher, Mick Jagger, Lenny Kravitz and Cher will be doing their musical shtick onstage while Alicia Keys, *NSync, Ja Rule, Reba McEntire, Ludacris and India.Arie hand out trophies to the winners.

The perpetually over-caffeinated, and hot, hot, hot! Jenny McCarthy hosts. Oh, and Puff Dippy, P. Diddy, P. Uddy, whatever his name is now is the co-host.

Posted by Dan at 10:35 AM
The NExt Time Someone Calls You A Loser, Tell Them About These Guys

It doesn't open until May 16, 2002, but two guys in Seattle are already in line to see Star Wars: Episode II- Attack Of The Clones.

Posted by Dan at 01:55 AM
Good For Them

HEY BABY

Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale has finally proposed to longtime girlfriend, and No Doubt singer, Gwen Stefani on New Year's Day, and Stefani accepted. No wedding date has been announced.

Posted by Dan at 01:52 AM
She Said. But What Do You Say?

Christina Aguilera says that she isn't a porn queen. Well, okay then...I say prove it!!!

Posted by Dan at 01:49 AM
I Never Met Her, So He Didn't Steal Her From Me!

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are engaged and ready for matrimony.

Posted by Dan at 01:47 AM
He's Such A Bitch!

Mr. Blackwell's fashion list is out!

Posted by Dan at 01:45 AM
No, Not THE Carson, The Other One. The One With No Talent.

In case you were curious, it was a contract tussle that forced the delay of teh new Carson Daly show.

Posted by Dan at 01:43 AM
January 08, 2002
It Was Easily One Of The Best Films Of 2001!

"Shrek"'s video and DVD sales have topped the $420 million mark.

Posted by Dan at 11:34 AM
R.I.P.- This Is Truly Sad News

Wendy's founder Dave Thomas has died of cancer. Rest in peace, Sir. And thanks!

Posted by Dan at 11:31 AM
Trek 10 News

TREK 10 News (Deja Vu?!?!)

According to The HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, Steven Culp (Thirteen Days, Jag) and Dina Meyer (Starship Troopers) have signed on to play Federation officers in STAR TREK: NEMESIS.

This 10th TREK film, directed by Stuart Baird, also stars Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, Whoopi Goldberg, Tom Hardy, Majel Barrett, Kate Mulgrew, Wil Wheaton and Ron Perlman.

Posted by Dan at 02:41 AM
Bond 20 News

Yune, Madsen Join Next BOND Movie

According to The HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, Tommy Yune (The Fast and the Furious) and Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs) have joined the cast of the next JAMES BOND film.

Yune will play the lead villain -- a mutated North Korean general -- while Madsen will portray a rogue CIA agent.

Madsen is also expected to star in Quentin Tarantino's KILL BILL, as well as an adaptation of Jean-Michel Charlier and Jean Giraud's French comic BLUEBERRY.

Posted by Dan at 02:40 AM
I Cannot Wait To See This!

A&E Adapts Welles' AMBERSONS

A&E presents its remake of Orson Welles' 1942 film THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS this Sunday night at 8 ET.

The story of the declining Midwestern family in the early 20th century, based on the novel by Booth Tarkington, heavily relies on Welles' original screenplay, which was greatly re-edited by RKO Pictures against Welles' wishes at the time of its original release.

Alfonso Arau (Like Water for Chocolate) directed the remake, which stars Madeleine Stowe, James Cromwell, Bruce Greenwood and Jennifer Tilly.

Posted by Dan at 02:38 AM
I Never Rented One Movie All Year!

LOVE THOSE EXTRAS!

Thanks to the rising popularity in DVDs, rentals of home videos and DVDs topping $8.42 billion in 2001, up 2.1 percent from last year according to industry figures.

Posted by Dan at 02:36 AM
And Now Here's Today's New Releases

Here are the new DVD and video releases for Tuesday January 8th, 2002.

M*A*S*H: THE TV SERIES, SEASON 1 (DVD)
M*A*S*H: FIVE STAR COLLECTION (DVD)- Robert Altman's M*A*S*H movie is released in a 2-disc set with audio commentary, as well as a couple documentaries and featurettes, while the series collection gathers all 24 episodes from the show's premiere season in 1972-1973.

QUEER AS FOLK - SEASON ONE (U.S) BOX SET (VHS & DVD)
OCEAN'S 11 [1960] (DVD)
ROBIN AND THE SEVEN HOODS (DVD)
JEEPERS CREEPERS (VHS & DVD)
BATTLE OF THE PLANETS, Vol. 3 & 4 (DVD)
THE THREE STOOGES CARTOON CLASSICS (DVD)

Plus... DVD releases of *THE OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION, STEALING BEAUTY, FRENCH KISS and EVER AFTER.

Posted by Dan at 02:35 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! She Sucked!!! She Was A Horrible, Horrible, Horrible Host!!! Did I mention How Horrible She Was?

This is very sad, very unfortunate news. Whoopi Goldberg will once again host the Academy Awards. Man, and I can't stress this enough, did I think she was a horrible, horrible host!! I am in shock!

Bring back Dave! Bring back Dave!!!

Posted by Dan at 02:27 AM
January 07, 2002
Klaatuu, Verada, Hmmmmhmmnan

'The Evil Dead' special-edition DVD on its way

The awesome cult horror classic "The Evil Dead" will get the deluxe DVD treatment with two different editions.

The film, from director Sam Raimi (who is helming the new "Spider-Man" movie), will arrive in stores March 5, 2002, in a standard-edition that will include a new widescreen transfer, revamped sound, and two commentary tracks: one with Raimi and producer Rob Tapert, and the other featuring star Bruce Campbell.

At the same time, a "Book Of The Dead" special edition will be released as a two-disc set with all of the same features as the single-disc version, plus a 26 minute documentary "Fanalysis" by Bruce Campbell, a "Discovering Evil Dead" featurette, and "Within The Woods," the short film that was the genesis of the original film, the report said.

The "Book Of The Dead" comes in limited edition, book-styled packaging with exclusive notes and conceptual art.

Pre- Order yours now!!

Posted by Dan at 02:00 PM
My Friend Kevin Met Mr. Crowe

Crowe's 'Say Anything' gets deluxe DVD

"Vanilla Sky" director Cameron Crowe -- who recently pulled out the stops for a deluxe DVD edition of his movie "Almost Famous" -- is about to give similar treatment to his early film "Say Anything."

The incredible romantic comedy will get a new widescreen transfer and will include commentary from Crowe and co-stars John Cusack and Ione Skye. As well, the disc will include 10 deleted and extended scenes, a making-of featurette, trailers, and TV ads.

The disc arrives in stores March 5, 2002.

And on a related note, my laserdisc of the film is currently available for sale on eBay.

Posted by Dan at 01:57 PM
Has She Ever Been Dumped?

EMI denies trying to pay to dump Mariah Carey.

Posted by Dan at 01:54 PM
2002 Movie Releases

"Dan, what can I see this year at the movies?" Well, my friend, here's the 2002 Slate Of Movies. Enjoy and let me know which ones you like.

Posted by Dan at 12:26 AM
How Many Have You Seen

THE FIELD NARROWS

The Motion Picture Academy has announced that 248 feature films are eligible for this year's Oscars. The nominations will be announced February 12, 2002, and winners announced March 24, 2002.

Posted by Dan at 12:23 AM
The Weekend Top 10

Here are the top 10 movies at the North American box office for the January 4-6, 2002, weekend, according to studio estimates collected Sunday by Reuters. Final data will be issued Tuesday.

1 (1) The Lord of the Rings ... $23.0 million

2 (8) A Beautiful Mind ........ $17.0 million

3 (2) Ocean's Eleven .......... $11.8 million

4 (3) Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius $ 9.2 million

5(13) The Royal Tenenbaums .... $ 8.8 million

6 (4) Ali ..................... $ 7.6 million

7 (5) Vanilla Sky ............. $ 7.4 million

8 (7) Kate & Leopold .......... $ 6.7 million

9 (6) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone .... $ 6.1 million

10 (9) Monsters, Inc. .......... $ 4.0 million

NOTE: Last weekend's position in parenthesis. ``+''- new release.

Posted by Dan at 12:20 AM
How Many Did You Buy?

DVD, Home Video and rentals of both toped $8.4 BILLION in 2001. I did my part!

Posted by Dan at 12:17 AM
The Show Itself Was Soooooooooooooooooo Boring!

In an Awards Show on Saturday night "Lord Of The Rings" was named the American Film Institute, AFI, Film Of The Year. Man was that show boring! I hope The American Music Awards show, on ABC on Wednesday, is moreinteresting. Then there is The People's Coice Awards on Sunday, and The Golden Globes...

Posted by Dan at 12:15 AM
January 04, 2002
What Can We See At The Movies In 2002, Dan?

2001 was such a bad year at the movies that 2002 has to be better, right!? Right?!? Well here's a look at the film's we'll see this year. And good luck to us all!

Posted by Dan at 05:25 PM
I'd Buy That Issue

BARE ESSENTIALS

TV Guide Online is reporting that ousted Survivor: Africa contestant Kim Powers, the only attractive member of "the tribe", is in negotiations to pose nude for Playboy.

Meantime, Teresa "T-Bird" Cooper was booted from Thursday's episode, whittling the tribe down to its Final Four.

Posted by Dan at 05:21 PM
Still Helping After All These Years

COMFORT ME ELMO

Sesame Street kicking off its 33rd season February 4 with a special episode dealing with the horrors of September 11, according to the Hollywood Reporter. The episode will focus on Elmo's fears after he sees a grease fire break out at a lunch counter. He'll then get some reassurance from real-life firefighters at a station in Harlem.

Posted by Dan at 05:19 PM
Are They The Grammys or The Gramdma's

A BEAUTFIUL GRAMMY DAY- SOME YOUNG GROUPS GET NOTICED AND SOME OLD BANDS DO TOO

U2 scoring a field-best eight Grammy noms Friday, including Album, Song and Record of the Year. India.Arie was close behind with seven nods, including Album, Song and Record of the Year and Best New Artist. Alicia Keys notched six nominations and OutKast had five. The 44th Annual Grammys will be shown live on CBS on February 27.

FYI- By the way, India.Arie is this year's Macy Gray. At this time next year she will be a footnote.

Posted by Dan at 05:18 PM
Baby's Got Back! And 4 Grammy Nominations.

Canadian songstress Nelly Furtado gets 4 Grammy nominations. Whoa, Nelly Indeed!

Posted by Dan at 05:14 PM
Full Grammy Nomination List

Here's the complete list of Friday's Grammy Award nominations.

Posted by Dan at 05:12 PM
O.J. Update

THUG LIFE?

Speaking Sunday before a hip-hop concert he was to host, O.J. Simpson said hip-hop and specifically the music of slain rapper Tupac Shakur helped him deal with life after his murder trial. Unfortunately for Simpson, the concert was canceled early Monday when only 100 people showed up.

Posted by Dan at 01:10 AM
King + Hall = No, Seriously!

THE 80'S ARE BACK!

The USA Network has ordered up a two-hour pilot and 22 episodes of The Dead Zone, a series based on the Stephen King novel that will star Anthony Michael Hall as a man who gains psychic powers after emerging from a coma.

Posted by Dan at 01:09 AM
Layla, buh bum bum, Got You On My....

SLOWHAND IN MARRIAGE

Eric Clapton marrying his 25-year-old American girlfriend, Melia McEnery, in a private ceremony on New Year's Day that also included the christening of his two daughters. The presiding priest confirmed the wedding was held in the 15th-century church of St. Mary Magdalen in Ripley, southwest of London.

Posted by Dan at 01:08 AM
They're Number One! They're Number One!

Creed still dominates the music charts.

Posted by Dan at 01:05 AM
You'll Never Guess Which One

One of the Backsteert Boys has been arrested! Well, at least they aren't in Star Wars!

Posted by Dan at 01:04 AM
Don't Blame Me, Blame Those Darn College Kids

Album sales are down in 2001. Do they still make albums?

Posted by Dan at 01:02 AM
January 03, 2002
It Better Be Funnier Than Part 2!!

"Scary Movie 3" will spoof "Harry Potter" and "The Lord Of The Rings."

Posted by Dan at 12:24 AM
She's Baaaaaaack!!!!

Celine Dion is set to launch her new album with a TV special. Wait! Didn't she retire?!?!?

Posted by Dan at 12:23 AM
He Stung Like A Bee, So Watch Him On TV

THE GREATEST

CBS has announced a January 16 airdate for Muhammad Ali's 60th Birthday Celebration, a special featuring guest appearances by Ali stars Will Smith and Jamie Foxx, Mariah Carey, R. Kelly and Samuel L. Jackson.

Posted by Dan at 12:18 AM
I Currently Don't Have A Talk Show, So I Am Safe

Sean Penn lashes out at talk shows.

Posted by Dan at 12:14 AM
This Is The Worst News You Will Hear Today!

Oh no! Please do not blame the messenger on this one! Annoying pop band *N Sync has a cameo is "Star Wars- Episode II: Attack Of The Clones." So, it should have been called "Attack Of The Clowns" after all!

Posted by Dan at 12:11 AM
Just For Fun, Say The Dollar Figure Like Dr. Evil

The North American movie box office for 2001 reached a record $8.35 billion dollars. Figures for the year in concession sales aren't in yet...

Posted by Dan at 12:06 AM
Will She Be As Uninteresting There?

CNN's Greta Van Susteren heads to Fix News.

Posted by Dan at 12:04 AM
January 02, 2002
Slashed

NOT WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Former Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash was turned away at the door New Year's Eve when he tried to attend a concert by the new Guns N' Roses in Las Vegas. ABC News.com reports that Axl Rose, joined by an entirely new lineup, threatened to walk offstage if any of his old bandmates showed up for what was his second U.S. gig in eight years.

Posted by Dan at 11:26 AM
No Gamble There!

2001 OF MOVIE BEST THE WAS IT

The Las Vegas Film Critics society are honoring Christopher Nolan's backwards brain-bender Memento with four awards, including best picture of the year. The Lord of the Rings scored six honors.

Posted by Dan at 11:25 AM
The Were Started By Canadians, You Know!

Warner Bros. wins the Box Office crown for 2001.

Posted by Dan at 11:21 AM
I Still Agree!

Kate Beckinsale has been picked as the Top British Beauty. But can we stop referring to her as the co- star of PEARL HARBOUR? Pearl Harbour sucked! Let's start referring to her as the co- star of SERENDIPITY. Now that was a movie!

Posted by Dan at 11:19 AM
January 01, 2002
Happy New Year!

Hey! Happy New Year!!

Well here I sit on the first day of 2002 and A & E is running a "Law & Order" 12 hour marathon. The episodes are spotlighting all of the actors who have left the show, showing their first and last episodes. If you have ever asked "Why did they leave the show?" or "How did they leave the show?" you will get your answers today.

I'm getting mine!

So Happy New Year from the guys at anythingbut.com! One guy (Dave) who aleady knows the answers to the above questions, and another (Dan) who will know the answers when all is said and done at 8 pm Eastern Time this evening.

All the best to you and yours in 2002! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


Dan And Dave
www.anythingbut.com

Posted by Dan at 10:16 AM