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Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from all of us at anythingbut.com!!

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
by Clement Clarke Moore

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads.
And Mama in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
gave the lustre of midday to objects below,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

“Now Dasher! Now Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
the prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes–how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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It was a really bad year for people who love good movies – because there weren’t that many – but Hollywood is still making big bank.

Hollywood’s record box office belies studios’ falling profits

Hollywood is headed toward another record year at the box office thanks to a lineup of blockbuster films, such as the private lives of pets and foul-mouthed superheroes.

But while projections of $11.3 billion (U.S.) in ticket sales in the U.S. and Canada would seem like a cause for celebration, the rosy numbers mask underlying challenges in a cinema business that is facing rapid changes in a period of digital upheaval.

Higher costs of making and marketing big movies, as well as plummeting home video revenue, have dragged down studio profits. Once-bankable home entertainment sales — including DVDs and video on demand — have dropped more than 30 per cent since 2010, according to Digital Entertainment Group.

The home video fall-off has made theatregoing even more vital to the studios’ bottom line. With expanded streaming and video game options in the home, fewer young consumers are watching movies on the big screen. And the box office has increasingly become a winner-take-all game, with grosses hoarded by a handful of dominant films Finding Dorysuch as Disney’s Finding Dory and The Secret Life of PetsUniversal’s The Secret Life of Pets.

“It’s deceiving,” said Adam Goodman, a film industry veteran who previously led production at Paramount Pictures. “If you look at the box office, it looks healthy. But it’s just a couple of titles that are having this success.”

Profits among the seven biggest studios fell 17 per cent during the first nine months of the year to about $3 billion, according to a recent research report by investment firm Cowen & Co. More than half those profits went to just one studio, Disney, the report indicated.

While international growth remains a bright spot for the industry, Hollywood’s largest foreign market — China — experienced a dramatic slowdown in box-office receipts this year.

In the U.S. and Canada, box-office revenue is expected to grow 2 per cent this year, but the increase is deceiving, inflated by ticket prices, not by more people going to the multiplex.

The number of tickets sold is expected to remain flat, at about 1.3 billion, according to industry estimates. That would be down 6 per cent from 1.4 billion tickets sold in 2006, according to the Motion Picture Association of America.

The head winds have pushed studio executives and theatre owners to rethink one of the fundamental pillars of the movie business: so-called theatrical windows.

Warner Bros. Pictures and Universal Pictures have engaged in talks with theatre chains to shorten the gap between a movie’s theatrical release and when people can watch it on home video, an idea that previously has caused revolts in the cinema industry.

One proposal would make new movies available in the home two to four weeks after theatrical release for about $50 each, people familiar with the talks say. That would be a dramatic shift from the current 90-day wait.

Film executives have long looked for ways to shorten the time consumers have to wait to buy or stream movies once they’re mostly out of theatres, a gap known as the “dark zone” when studios lose billions to piracy.

But only recently have they made progress in warming theatre owners to the idea. Cinema owners have long resisted tweaking the window, fearing doing so would discourage many consumers from watching films on the big screen.

In response to the challenges, cinemas have tried to boost sales with better accommodations, such as recliner seating, high-end food and beverages, and premium screening technology.

“You’re seeing a premium experience surface and take hold, with luxury theatres and inflated ticket prices,” said 20th Century Fox domestic distribution chief Chris Aronson.

Some analysts believe raising ticket prices to pay for the improvements may be keeping some consumers away from theatres.

The average ticket price (including matinees) hit $8.51 in the third quarter, up 3 per cent from a year ago, according to the National Association of Theatre Owners. Patrons in major cities often pay twice that amount.

Studios also have been forced to adapt to the rising competition from streaming services and premium television shows. They are focusing more heavily on costly franchise films with lots of spectacle that are more likely to lure people out of their homes. If the movie isn’t a must-see, executives say, audiences opt to stay home and wait until it comes out on iTunes or Netflix.

That means more industry dollars are concentrated among a smaller number of films than before. In the last two years, the top 10 movies have accounted for more than a third of the total box office. In 2011, the 10 biggest movies made up only 24 per cent of the domestic grosses, according to entertainment data firm comScore.

“It’s definitely more concentrated, and it’s higher highs and lower lows,” said Greg Foster, chief executive of Imax Entertainment.

The risk of failure also has increased. This year, the major studios fielded high-profile films that almost nobody went to see. For example, Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk, a $40-million movie with an Oscar-winning director in Ang Lee, multiple stars and a wide release from Sony Pictures, grossed less than $2 million in the U.S. Twentieth Century Fox’s Keeping Up With the Joneses, starring Jon Hamm and Zach Galifianakis, wiped out with $15 million. Even Disney fielded a big turkey with AliceThrough the Looking Glass.

The swift and hard landing for such titles is partly because of social media. Audiences now know very quickly whether a movie is worthy of their time and money.

Goodman, now president of Le Vision Entertainment, said studios need to rethink how they pick movies. But that’s a difficult task given the lack of sophisticated data about what audiences want to see.

“The historical data setup until recently was pretty reliable,” Goodman said. “Now you may as well throw a dart against the board and pick something.”

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Bruuuuuuuuce!!

It’s a great show – one that I was at – and I’m so happy to have this better sounding memento.

Bruce Springsteen Releases Clarence Clemons’ Final E Street Gig as Live LP

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band’s November 22nd, 2009 concert in Buffalo, New York – the final stop on the Working on a Dream tour and their last full gig with saxophonist Clarence “Big Man” Clemons before his June 2011 death – was officially released as a live LP (and a last-minute Christmas gift to fans) Saturday through Springsteen’s site.

The performance also featured Springsteen and the E Street Band playing his 1973 debut LP Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J. in its entirety, from “Blinded by the Light” to “It’s Hard to Be a Saint in the City.”

The three-and-a-half-hour, 35-song November 22nd, 2009 concert is available to download now through the Live Bruce Springsteen site, with a physical release scheduled for January 23rd.

While the Live Bruce Springsteen site was frequently updated in 2016 with every gig from the band’s recent River Tour, the November 2009 Buffalo concert marks the first archival release since Springsteen unearthed his famed 1990 solo “Christic Shows” this past June.

As Ultimate Classic Rock notes, the November 22nd show also fell on guitarist Stevie Van Zandt’s birthday, resulting in a few surprises: a rendition of “Happy Birthday” and the live debut of The River era outtake “Restless Nights,” one of Van Zandt’s favorite tracks.

Following the Buffalo concert, Springsteen and the E Street Band would perform with Clemons one final time during a small Asbury Park gig for a Vevo webcast.

In Springsteen’s memoir Born the Run, the rocker wrote at length about Clemons’ final gig as well as auditioning saxophonist Jake Clemons, the Big Man’s nephew who showed up late and unprepared for the E Street audition.

“Let me get this straight,” Springsteen wrote of his audition interaction with Jake Clemons. “You are coming to audition for Clarence ‘Big Man’ Clemons’ seat in the E Street Band, which is not a job, by the way, but a sacred fucking position, and you are going to play Clarence’s most famous solos for Bruce Springsteen [referencing myself in the third person], the man who stood beside him for 40 years, who created those solos with him, and you’re gonna ‘sort of’ know them? Where … do … you … think … you … are? If you don’t know, let me tell you. You are in a CITADEL OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL. You don’t DARE come in here and play this music for Bruce Springsteen without having your SHIT DOWN COLD! You embarrass yourself and waste my precious time.”

Jake Clemons returned to his hotel, learned the material and ultimately won the role previously held by his uncle.

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I’m sure we’re all wishing her well and thinking of her this Christmas Eve. Get well soon, Carrie!!

Actress Carrie Fisher in intensive care unit after ‘cardiac episode’

Hollywood actress and writer Carrie Fisher, best known for her role as Princess Leia in the Star Wars movies, suffered a cardiac episode on Friday during a flight from London to Los Angeles, where she was rushed to a hospital after landing.

Fisher, 60, was described by her younger brother, Todd Fisher, as being in critical condition, and he said she remained under medical treatment in the intensive care unit (ICU) of a Los Angeles hospital several hours after becoming ill. Earlier, he told Associated Press she was stable.

“It’s not fair to say ‘stable.’ I am not saying she is fine, or not fine,” he told Reuters by telephone in response to reports about her condition. “She is in the ICU.”

He said he was driving and en route to pick up their mother, the veteran entertainer Debbie Reynolds. Todd Fisher offered no details about his sister’s condition or the circumstances of how she was stricken. He said the information had came from his sister’s assistant.

The Los Angeles Times cited one unnamed source as saying the actress had been “in a lot of distress on the flight” after suffering a “cardiac episode” on the plane, which landed at Los Angeles International Airport shortly after noon.

The city Fire Department confirmed that its emergency personnel met an arriving flight at the airport to treat a patient in “cardiac arrest,” but declined to identify the individual, citing medical confidentiality laws.

However, two passengers who said they were aboard the flight and sitting near Fisher posted messages on Twitter reporting that she had fallen ill. Well-known YouTube performer Anna Akana tweeted that Fisher had “stopped breathing,” and comedian Brad Cage, who said he and Akana were sitting in front of the actress, tweeted separately that Fisher was taken off the plane by paramedics.

United Airlines issued a statement saying that Flight 935 from London to Los Angeles was met on the ground by medical personnel after the crew reported that a passenger was “unresponsive.” The airline also declined to name the passenger.

Fisher, who has been on a tour promoting a new memoir, The Princess Diarist, made her big-screen debut as a teenager in the 1975 comedy Shampoo. But her big break come in 1977 as the intrepid Princess Leia in the first of several Star Wars movies.

Fans and colleagues in the entertainment industry, including Star Wars co-stars Mark Hamill and Peter Mayhew, sent an outpouring of concern and well-wishes on social media immediately after the reports surfaced.