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John Barrowman: ‘I’m going to be a Desperate Housewife’
Torchwood star John Barrowman revealed today that he is to swap the BBC Wales sci-fi production for Hollywood with a part on Desperate Housewives. Barrowman revealed his career move in a phone chat on Chris Moyles’s Radio 1 breakfast show this morning. “I’m off to Los Angeles on Sunday again,” Barrowman announced. “I probably shouldn’t say this but I’ve got a meeting with the execs of Desperate Housewives; can you believe it, I’m going to be a Desperate Housewife!” When Moyles’s producer Aled Haydn Jones asked if he could come and hang out with him in LA, Barrowman replied: “You can come and be my lover, Aled!” Moyles wasn’t having any of it, and instead asked if he could come and be his “roly-poly gardener”. Barrowman replied: “You can be the roly-poly gardener or the handyman with the big butt crack.” Monkey is guessing Moyles might somehow not fit in with the body beautiful edict on the ABC show.