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Simpson Busts Out with Best Cleavage
LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) Forget about Jessica Simpson’s purported rocky marriage. There are a couple other things on people’s minds now.
The pop/movie star’s bosom has been named the Best Cleavage, according to a hard-hitting Hollywood poll by In Touch Weekly.
“With a pair of perfect double Ds, Jessica sets the standard for busty bombshells,” declares the celebrity publication.
Despite the negative media attention for her princess-like behavior on “Newlyweds” and rumors of her troubled marriage with Nick Lachey, Simpson has generally received positive attention for her rack. Even dad/manager Joe Simpson once voiced his appreciation for his daughter’s assets: “She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!” Okay, eww.
For her big-screen debut in “Dukes of Hazzard,” she covered the song “These Boots Are Made for Walking,” and sings about her double-Ds — referring to the Daisy Duke initials of course.
Runners-up on the busty poll include Latin beauty Salma Hayek, Carmen Electra, actress/mother/activist Angelina Jolie, “Monster’s Ball” star Halle Berry, “Ghost Whisperer” sensitive Jennifer Love Hewitt, “Lost in Translation’s” Scarlett Johansson, diva Maria Carey, the 59-year-old Susan Sarandon and “Desperate Housewives” star Nicollette Sheridan.
Simpson, 25, appeared with her husband on “Newlyweds” and on variety and USO specials on ABC. She made her silver screen debut as Daisy Dukes in this summer’s “Dukes of Hazzard.”