Star Wars

The Ain’t It Cool NEws picture is disgraceful! Just dreadful! It is so horrible that I am still in shock!!

Giving Birth:
According to Dark Horizons, the new title of STAR WARS EPISODE III will be BIRTH OF THE EMPIRE and the film will climax with the battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin. “There’s going to be a big announcement soon,” said the scooper. “They’ve tried lots of titles but the most popular is BIRTH OF THE EMPIRE.”
Meanwhile, if you haven’t seen it, AICN has a picture from a supposedly recut version of RETURN OF THE JEDI that puts Hayden Christensen in the final scene. Just scroll down through the miles of purple text. Keep scrolling. It’s called burying the lead, folks.