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Man Complains Bad Rope Spoiled His Suicide
BUCHAREST (Reuters) – A Romanian man plans to complain to consumer authorities about the poor quality of a rope he used in a failed attempt to hang himself, Romanian papers reported Thursday.
“You can’t even die in this country,” 45-year-old Victor Dodoi was quoted as saying in the daily Adevarul.
The newspaper said Dodoi’s relatives found him hanging from a tree in his garden and managed to cut the rope with a knife. He was taken by horse-drawn cart and then by ambulance to a hospital in the northern town of Botosani.
Dodoi said he would file a complaint with the Consumer Protection Authority about the quality of the rope, which was easily cut, as soon as he is released.