In case you need a smile

Jokes For Today!
After the 9th Circuit ruled that it was unconstitutional to have school
children recite the pledge of allegiance because it contains the phrase “one
nation under god” the New Yorker magazine called Robin Williams and asked
him if he could suggest any alternatives.
His response: “Why don’t they change it to ‘One nation under Canada?'”
A tourist driving through Arkansas passes a young boy walking along wearing
only one shoe. The tourist stops his car and asks the boy, “Did you lose a
“Nope,” the boy replies. “Found one.”
When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring
her a few items from home. One item on her list was “comfortable underwear.”
Worried I’d make the wrong choice, I asked, “How will I know which ones to
pick?” “Hold them up and imagine them on me,” she answered.
“If you smile, put them back.”