Hey Dan, I know its Wednesday, but by chance are there any new films opening in theatres today?

Opening Today At A Theatre Near You
Hey look! Thursday is Indendence Day in America and that means that some new films are opening in our multiplexes today. Three new films, to be exact. Two of them aren’t worth seeing, unless you are a kid or have an I.Q. that is the same as your shoe size.
The other…well, the other is, well its… Men In Black II, or MIBII as its known by some.
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are back and so are some of those great little aliens that we loved in the original.
Is it any good, you ask? To put it bluntly- If you liked the original you will like the sequel.
A true sign of the apocalypse will be if they make a sequel to the insipid Like Mike. Like I said, if you have an I.Q. that is equal to or less than your show size, then enjoy!
Also make plans to enjoy The Powerpuff Girls Movie. The movie shows the origin of the Powerpuff Girls before the cartoon series. It explains why they were born and why they dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil.
The kids will love it, but it’s REALLY for grownups…so enjoy! Dig down deep and find the child within and go nuts!
Myself, I enjoyed the two characters who talk entirely in Van Halen references.
So don’t go runnin’ with the devil, just jump at this chance to enjoy your summer nights with a pretty woman!
Hee hee heeee! Enjoy the popcorn and I’ll see you at the movies!
Oh, and Happy Independence Day all you Americans!